“Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy” quotes from Invader Zim

Zim

Now to unleash screaming temporal doom.

Object not compatible with temporal field.

Zim

Oh, not compatible!? Is this thing just completely useless? Not compatible.

Object accepted. Temporal displacement to process.

Zim

Huh?

Zim

GIR, another pig!

Dib

Eat your grubs, Sasquatch.

Dib

I know you're behind the piggies, Zim! I don't know how, but I know that it's you! Rubber piggies have ruined my life, and it's all been you!

Dib

[Deep Voice] YOU WILL PAY FOR RUINING MY CHILDHOOD, ZIM! YOU WILL PAY!

Zim

That last piggy should have reduced him to nothing. What happened? Where did history go wrong?

Dib

[Deep Voice] MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A MISERABLE PIG-FILLED ORDEAL BECAUSE OF YOU!

Zim

[while throwing multiple pigs into the time machine] There must be some way of stopping him, some point in history while he's still vulnerable to the piggy.

Dib

[Deep Voice] PREPARE FOR DESTRUCTION!

Zim

Only one left? NOOOOOO!

GIR

Yay, We're Doomed!

Dib

[Deep Voice] AND NOW, ZIM! THIS IS FOR TAMPERING WITH THE PAST! THIS IS FOR THE PIGS!

Dib

[Deep Voice] ENJOY YOUR LAST MOMENT- [Suddenly, with a flash, Dib is back to normal. He stands outside of Zim's front door holding a camera.] [Normal Voice] -of privacy! Soon the world will seek-- wait a minute. Have I always been like this? Yes, I have, haven't I? My whole life! Good old Dib-like Dib! [Two of the lawn gnomes turn around to face Dib then they slide towards him with their arms outstretched.] Wuh-hey! Hey, wait a minute! Hey! [The lawn gnomes drag him off screen and then the sound of them punching Dib as he shouts can be heard.]