Once I have tainted the human's meat supply with filth, the planet will be ripe for the taking. Soon the name of Invader Zim will be synonymous with... DOOKIE! GIR! Bring me cows .
[in duty mode] Yes sir! [out of duty mode] I like dookie!
[voiceover] Sometimes I'm scared to think of what goes on in that insane head of yours...
[In GIR's mind, the cows on the field turn into hot dogs wearing tuxedos and top-hats]
DW Dapper Weenies
[in GIR's mind] Dance with us, GIR! Dance with us into oblivion!
GIR! What have you done? This isn't information retrieval! Are you insane ?!
[in duty mode] I have captured the enemy for meat testing. Praise me! Praise meeeee!!
[in duty mode] The knowledge, it fills me. It is neat.
GIR! You've drained enough humans today!
[in duty mode] Data canister is not yet full!
I command you to get out of here before we're noticed...some more.
[in duty mode] Your methods are stupid! Your progress has been stupid! Your intelligence is STUPID !
[Zim turns a dial, resetting GIR back to normal as he falls to the ground face first]
[out of duty mode] Hi Floor, make me a sammich!
That's better, I guess...
Heh, heh, sammich, sammich!
Curse you, snacks! CURSE YOOOOUUUU!
PS Policeman Squid
I want to thank you. That was quite an adventure. The car wreck, the library fight and then, the galactic space battle that happened on the way to this beach.
Yes, yes, very nice. Now into the ocean with you, where you can tell no one of these things.
PS Policeman Squid
I'm coming home! [Runs into the water]
Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! [Happily to Zim] ...he's getting eaten by a shark.
[eating cafeteria food, gags] It's delicious! It's delicious! I AM NORMAL!!
Today, things are gonna change. I'm not just gonna sit around and let Zim get away with his... things he do . I mean-
[mockingly] "Things he DO "? What's your problem?
[Dib throws a muffin at Zim's head]
That... that was horrible.
[grabs muffin] WHO DID THIS?! Who dares to soil my normal boy head with this... PORK COW?!
P Poonchy
That's a stinking muffin!
SILENCE! Whatever this is, I will find the beast who threw it! I WILL FIND YOU!! Sleep peacefully now, for it is the last peaceful sleep you will know from this moment on !
C Classmate
But we're not asleep right now!
[Zim stares at the watching classmates before running away, screaming. Dib snickers.]
Actually, that was kinda funny.
[Dib is asleep in bed. Two aliens fly in and wake him up. They transform into shoes]
What? What's happening?! Who... what are you, and why did you transform into giant shoes?
We are beings of pure energy. This is merely a form your human brain can understand.
But you just looked like aliens before you turned into shoes.
Hmmm. Yes, but you couldn't comprehend that.
You're the worthiest, Dib. And no one else had a head large enough to accommodate such power.
Dib... whatever your last name is.
It's been nice working with you GIR, now self destruct.
Finally! [cackles, explodes]
DH Dib Hologram
I will make you suffer large, alien!
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