Dibship quotes from Invader Zim

HANDS OFF MY FOOD, IMPOSTER!

Personality transfer complete. Rebuilding- Hey! Who are you?

Dib

I'm Dib.

No, you're not. I'm Dib. I feel funny. What's happened to me?

Dib

I know. The philosophical implications are quite…philosophical.

But I remember everything. [emerging a screen monitor] I remember being a baby, my first ghost-baby sighting, my first baby-alien encounter, riding an alien elephant baby at Dad's genetic mutation fair.

Dib

Your memories are really of me doing all of those things! You have a copy of my magnificent brain inside you!

[as Zim analyzes him with his scanning device] I spotted your fake Dib-double, Zim! You already tried that once before and it won't work this time either!

Zim

Hey! That's an Irken power signature inside of you! You're Tak's ship!

What are you talking about?! I'M DIB! I'M DIB!

Dib

How did you get out here? Wait… You shut my alarm off, didn't you?!

I'm sorry, Dib. I tricked you and escaped. I thought I was the real Dib, but, I was confused. Would you like to get inside and I can take you to school… pal?