KTKrazy Taco Mascot
So take it from me, the Krazy Taco! You won't find a crazier taco then the ones you'll find at the Krazy Taco! Remember, our Drive-Thru's open the whole niiight! Sweet jumpin' jelly bean, I'm CRAZY!!
Must obey the taco man!
“Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Zim (7), GIR (7), Dib (2), Almighty Tallest Purple (1), Almighty Tallest Red (1)
Sweet jumpin' jelly bean!
I don't think you understand how serious this is! Tacos are not worth ruining the mission. I am your master, and you will obey me! Obey me! (Zim kneels on the ground as if he was begging) ...Pleeeeeaaassse?
Maybe you're right... we can get a giant burrito too!
PRPolice Radio
Be on the look out for a giant mobile home rampaging through the downtown area.
C1Cop 1
Can mobile homes rampage?
C2Cop 2
Must be one of them new ones.
[GIR orders food from the Krazy Taco drive-thru with Zim screaming in the background]
KTKrazy Taco Worker
So that's two large tacos, burrito, and a medium "GIR take us back to the base right now." Do you want a drink with that?
[to Krazy Taco Worker] What kinda drinks you got?
KTKrazy Taco Worker
We got New Poop, Classic Poop, Diet Poop, Cherry Poop, and Salty Lemonade.
Gimme a large Classic Poop!
Shut your noise tube, Taco Human!
GIR.
Yes, master?
GIR, I have your tacos.
...GIMME!!!!
No, GIR.
But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode. That happens to me sometimes...
I will give you tacos. Oh, such tacos will I give... but first you have to take us back to the base. [Pause.] They're only getting colder, GIR!
Behold! A hunter destroyer-
What is it?
A hunter destroy-
What is it?!?
...A hunter destroyer machine.
Wait...if you destroyed Dib in the past, then he won't ever be your enemy, then you won't have to send a robot back to destroy him and then he will be your enemy, so then you will have to send a robot back...
[GIR's head explodes]
(cries) WHY?!? WHY MY PIGGY?!? I LOVEDED YOU PIGGY! I LOVEDED YOUUUUU!!
The pig...it haunts me...
You can hide, Zim, but you can't...hide!
[GIR opens his head, launching out million of little piggies, giggling]
ZZim
No, GIR! These pigs are for science! SCIENCE!
There were some glitches in the security system, but thanks to my masterful repair skills, they've all been eradicated. The fortress is now impenetrable, absolutely…
Um, who's that little person behind you?
What the…
MMom
There you are! What did I tell you about wandering off like that? Come on!
CChild
I missed you, mommy!
I'm glad it had a happy ending after all.
Me, too.
Ah, I'll call you back later.
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