No. I'm sick of waiting and watching. I should take action! I'm… talking out loud some more. Odd. I'M GOING FOR IT! [jumps into the air and lands on Zim's lawn, dodges the gnomes as they lock on him and end up blasting their heads off, and lands on Zim's doorstep, making several poses and knocks on the door]
[answers the door; confused] Huh?
I've got a few things to tell you, Zim. [pan up to the sky as the sun changes from mid-day to early evening, pan back down] And that's all I have to say about that.
[pondering] Ehh… okay. [goes back inside his house for a few seconds, and reappears with a suitcase and Gir] I can't argue with that, Dib. You've won. I'm giving myself up to the Earth authorities. [to Gir] It's been nice working with you, Gir. Now, self-destruct.
GirFinally! [laughs, emits out a high-pitched noise, and explodes]
[A police car pulls up in front of Zim's house, and Zim gets in and drives away]
This feeling, the power! It isn't going away! Things really are going to be different for me! At last! [makes a fighting pose] YAH!
[Membrane house; Professor Membrane and Gaz watch Dib being interviewed on live TV]
TRTV Reporter
You've opened the world's eyes to the existence of aliens, Dib! Now what?
There are many other mysteries still unsolved. I figured, you know… I'll do some of that. [smiles at the camera while the flashes of cameras and microphones surround him]
GIR
What you say?
If I can bring the time field around the explosion back up to regular speed, it'll fix everything!
GIR
No it won't...
The explosion will blow up like normal and be gone forever!
GIR
But won't it just explode? Just like this! KABLAM!
Do not interrupt my being ingenious!
There! I've accelerated Dib's time field to cancel out the field around the explosion. Computer! What's the angle of trajectory?
ZSZim's Computer
36 mark 2. But seriously, if you just speed up the explosion-
I don't pay you to contradict me!
ZSZim's Computer
You don't... pay me at all...
GIR
[being used as a catapult for an accelerator to speed up the explosion] But if the big 'splodey goes fast, won't it get all bad?
GIR
GIR, reporting for duty.
"GIR"? What does the G stand for?
GIR
[confused] I don't know! [pauses, then begins screaming and hitting himself]
Ummm, is it supposed to be stupid?
It's not stupid; [sarcastically] it's advanced!
GIR
Um... There... No, no, wait... It's over there...
How could you not know?! I just upgraded your guidance system!
GIR
Oh. I left that at home.
GIR
The guidy chippy thingy.
You! Why would you do that?!?
GIR
To make room for the cupcake!
By using these pieces of scrap metal, I shall fashion a compass, using this planet's own magnetic field against it. Now! Witness the power of my compass!
[The compass magnetically attaches itself to GIR's chest]
GIR
Awww, it likes me!
GIR : [Reads logo off bus] What...about...the bus?
GIR
Are we gonna ride the sun home?
No, GIR, the earth sun sets in the west. Staring at it should give me our relative position. Now watch me amaze you. [Stares at the sun until his eyes burn and crust over] Wait a minute... I'M BLIND!!!! [runs around screaming, with GIR giggling and chasing him] They've booby-trapped their sun somehow!!
GIR
Nothing...
GIR
Oh, I can't take it, you're too smart for me. Keef is planning a s'prise party for you after skool. He gonna bring all the kids because he loves you! [crying] That boy loves you so much! [stops crying] I'm makin' the cake!
He's bringing all the children to our secret lair? Do you realize what this means?
GIR
Yes! Wait a minute...no.
It means the mission is in jeopardy!
GIR
Aw man! [hums happily]
GIR
I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a little bit, 'kay?
[GIR proceeds to roll around, spreading germs all over the spotless base]
GIR, what are you doing? Stop immediately! You're disgusting!
GIR
...Awww, somebody needs a hug!
Nononono, no, GIR, no!! [attempts to spray GIR]
GIR
I'm gonna hug you!
Nothing breaches my defenses, nothing! You hear me, squirrel-boy? Nothing! [A Bloaty's Pizza delivery guy comes to the door and GIR answers] Hey! Hey!
BSBloaty's Pizza Guy
Here's the pizza you ordered!
GIR
Thank you.... [starts crying] I-I love you!
GIR! We fend humans away from our home, not invite them over!
GIR
[leaves] I had a coupon!
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