“I Kissed A Girl” quotes from Glee

Rachel

I haven't been this worried about a vote since Lambert versus Allen.

Kurt

I going to lose unless I pull a JFK.

Rachel

You're going to shoot Brittany?!

Finn

We're all worried about you.

Santana

Worry about yourself, fetus face.

Finn

Everyone in this room knows about you and Brittany and we don't judge you for it. We celebrate it because it's who you are.

Santana

With all the horrible crap I've been through in my life, now I get to add that.

Thanks for the offer but I'd rather raw dog a beehive.

Finn

I don't want you to die. A few weeks ago, some kid who made one of those It Gets Better videos killed himself.

Santana

Thanks, but that's never going to happen. I'd miss me too much.

Saw the commercial. Smokin'!

Santana

Who the hell are you?

Josh Coleman. Sophomore rugby captain. Girls like you are a challenge. You just need the right guy to straighten you out and I'm just the man to do it.

Mercedes

Move your busted creeper ass…

Tina

…now!

Easy girls. I'm just trying to make her normal.

Brittany

She is normal.

Quinn

It's not a choice, idiot. But even if it were you would be our last choice.

Oh, I get it. So you're all a bunch of lesbos.

Rachel

So what if we are. You don't stand a chance either way.

Quinn

I like what Kurt stands for, and Brittany's insane, but just like my dad always voted for the candidate who was least ethnic, I'm voting for the one who's most girl. [checks off Brittany on the card]

Mercedes

Brittany is my home Troubletones girl but thank God for secret ballots because if Santana's girlfriend wins this election I'll never going to hear the end of it. [checks off Kurt on the card]

I let you down, we all did. We just spent a whole week helping Santana with a secret everybody already knows and not one person took ten seconds to help you. And you're a freakin' mess. You have been for three years, ever since I knocked you up. You don't need a baby or a dude or anyone to make you special. If there's one person that I'm sure is gonna get the hell out of this town and make something of herself, it's you.

Santana

I love girls the way that I'm supposed to feel about boys. It's just something that's always been inside of me, and I really want to share it with you because I love you so much. I want you to know me. Who I really am. When I'm with Brittany… I finally understand what people are talking about when they talk about love. I've tried so hard to push this feeling away, and keep it locked inside… but every day just feels like a war. I walk around so mad at the world, but I'm really just fighting with myself. I don't want to fight anymore. I'm just too tired. I have to just be me.

Santana

I picked a song that gives me strength and gets me through. The struggle continues but at least I know I'm not alone. Same way all of you do.

Becky

I made out with a girl.

Brittany

[to Santana] It was before we met.