OK, Why don't we all take a moment to absorb what we've just watched.
FinnThis is garbage!
No, he's right. First of all, I need to trust my instincts more, because I had a feeling when we were shooting it that it was not going to be good.
Why didn't you tell me they were in this, too? I thought you and I were going out! Being triple-cast with two other guys to play opposite your girlfriend - it's mortifying.
It was an artistic statement.
Finn
No it wasn't! It was you trying to look like you had a bunch of guys fighting over you, so you could stop looking like some kind of outcast and be seen as some hot, slutty girl singer! (He walks up to her) How could you do this to me? To all us guys? Is your reputation more important than all your relationships? (Finn walks out, followed by Jesse)
Artie [to Tina who is in non-Goth clothes] It's so weird.
Finn
This so isn't you.
I feel like an Asian Branch Davidian.
Tina, are there any other looks you can try?
Finn
Cowgirl?
Happy Meal, no onions. Or a chicken.
Finn
I don't wanna have to worry about that kind of stuff in my own room, man!
And what "stuff" are you referring to?
Finn
You know what I'm talking about. Don't play dumb. Well, can't you just accept that I'm not like you?
Finn
No, you haven't. You think I don't see the way you stare at me, how flirty you get? You think I don't know why yow got so excited that we were gonna be moving in together?
It's just a room, Finn! We can redecorate if you want to!
Finn
Okay, good. Well then the first thing that needs to go is that faggy lamp. And then we need to get rid of this faggy couch cover…
(coming downstairs) Hey! What did you just call him?
Finn
Oh, no, no, I didn't call him anything. I was just talking to the blanket.
If you use that word, you're talking about him.
Relax, Dad. I didn't take it that way.
Yeah, that's because you're 16 and you still assume the best in people. You live a few years, you start seeing the hate in people's hearts. Even the best people. (to Finn) You use the "N" word?
Finn
Of course not.
How about "retard"? You call that nice girl in Cheerios with Kurt, you call her a retard?
Finn
Becky-no. She's my friend, she's got Down syndrome. I'd never call her that. That's cruel.
But you think it's okay to come into my house and say "faggy"?
Finn
That's not what I meant.
I know what you meant! What, you think I didn't use that word when I was your age? You know, some kid gets clocked in practice, we'd tell him to stop being such a fag. Shake it off. We meant it exactly the way you meant it. That being gay is wrong. That it's some kind of punishable offense. I really thought you were different, Finn. You know, I thought that being in Glee Club and being raised by your mom meant that you were some, you know, new generation of dude who saw things differently. Who just kind of, you know, came into the world knowing what has taken me years of struggling to figure out. I guess I was wrong. I'm sorry Finn, but you can't - you can't stay here.
I love your mom and maybe this is gonna cost me her. But my family comes first. I can't have that kind of poison around here. (to Kurt) This is our home, Kurt. (to Finn) He is my son. Out in the world, you do what you want; not under my roof.
Finn
We're on our way to go all Braveheart on Vocal Adrenaline.
Guys, violence is never the answer.
It is when the question is, "What's the best way to mess up that Jesse kid's face?"
Mr. Schue, Rachel is one of us. We're the only ones who get to humiliate her.
Stop! Get back here and sit down! Look, I know from experience that making someone else suffer doesn't make your pain go away. You're all amazing, no matter what Vocal Adrenaline says or does. We just need to find a way to remind ourselves of that.
Finn
We can't just let Vocal Adrenaline get away with turning Rachel into an omelette.
We're not. Rachel, dial Jesse's number on your phone.
You still have his number?
Jesse St. James? Will Schuester here. You and Vocal Adrenaline need to meet at our auditorium Friday, 3:00 sharp. [hangs up]
Rachel, how do you respond to rumors you're incredibly difficult to work with?
Finn
Well, as her boyfriend, I can answer that.
We've been dating all summer.
Finn
Rachel's what you'd call a controlist.
I...I'm controlling. [to Finn] "Controlist" isn't a word.
Finn
Oh.
I'm controlling. Performing is my life. And yes, do I have opinions about it? Does my need to constantly express those opinions annoy my fellow glee clubbers?
Finn
Yes! [Rachel looks at Finn] That was out loud, wasn't it?
Dude, your mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit in there?
I don't know, I've never had any balls in my mouth. Have you?
Finn
[aside to Artie] I like this kid.
[to Finn] I like his confidence. But the Bieber cut's gotta go.
[About Tina] She dumped me for Mike Chang. They fell in love over the summer at...Asian Camp. They were counselors, in charge of teaching all those tech-savvy Asian kids about the arts.
Finn
So, what did Tina say when she broke up with you?
[In Artie's flashback] I think you're great, Artie, but you're a terrible boyfriend. You ignored me for weeks this summer!
I was playing a marathon round of Halo, woman!
And then when we did get together, all you wanted to do was watch Coming Home over and over. Mike tries to be into what I'm into. Like his abs.
Finn
Hey, man. Why didn't you show at the audition?
I wanted to. I really did. But after what Coach Beiste did to you...Do you know what everyone says about you Glee Guys?
Finn
Oh, yea, you get used to all that.
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