Daraku quotes from Gin Tama

Daraku

I’m not typically a guy who just hates people. But there are 3 types of people I can’t stand: The first is the guy who gets in the way of work; the second is a guy who doesn’t wash his hands in the restroom; the third is a dirty looking guy with a natural perm. You fit all the categories!

Daraku

For a guy who doesn’t wash his hands in the restroom, you’re pretty clean. [falls over dead]

Daraku

If there’s something in your way, kill it. Kill it and get outta here! There’s a drama on tonight that I have to watch.

Gintoki

Me too.

Gintoki

Do you want me to tell you the three kinds of people I hate? First! Girls who fool around during preparations for a school festival! Second! Foolish boys who tag along with them, unnecessarily aroused! Third! Teachers who just go along with it, smiling serenely!

Daraku

Geez. All you’re saying is you hate school festivals. I bet you had a gloomy youth…

Gintoki

Not as bad as yours. Fooling around in a restroom at your age…still, what I like about you is that you look like a leaf that can’t dress right.

Daraku

You’re Katsura!

Katsura

Wrong! I’m Captain Katsura!