Scenes with Prince 5
PPrince
Pace is like family to me!
Then you go look for him, stupid princeling!
Shut up! He may be an idiot, but he’s still a prince!
A strong woman would forget about past relationships and prepare herself for a new love.
I didn’t get dumped, and I’m not a woman! I’m saying he’s a prince! A prince!!
I see, he’s a prince because he’s an idiot.
No, he’s a prince even though he’s an idiot.
I see, He’s an idiot even though he’s a prince.
So he’s an idiotic prince.
No, retard, he’s a prince even though he’s an idiot.
AAssistant
Come on, cretins! Don’t call the idiot an idiotic prince! You’ll hurt his feelings!
PPrince
You’re calling me an idiot too?
[After Kagura puts the squashed octopus in boiling water, it swells up monstrously]
PPrince
Pace is back to his old self!
We won’t be soon, though!
Living by divine providence…That’s like something a little kid would say. Come to think of it, my mom always said… ‘You’re slouching. Stand up straight.’
[in flashback] Is it fun for you to do this?
Mom, am I really doing what I should be?
PPrince
Hey, listen to me! If you don’t do something about this, I’ll report it to my father…
AAssistant
First discovered in the M-78 galaxy, this is the ultra-giraffe. [camera shows giraffes styled after tokusatsu hero Ultra Seven]
PPrince
Wow, it’s so tall! [gets picked up by it]
AAssistant
But it eats people. [the Prince's bodyguards point their guns at the giraffes]
AAssistant
This is the Iscandar Elephant, from the Diamond Nebula.
PPrince
This one’s neat, too! [gets sucked into its trunk]
AAssistant
Its trunk can stretch long distances, and it eats people. [the Prince's bodyguards point their guns at the elephant]
AAssistant
This is the petit penguin, first discovered in the Lilliput Star System.
PPrince
[staring at the penguin suspiciously] This one’s safe, isn’t it?
AAssistant
That one does not eat people. [The prince gets attacked by a bear] But the bear that lives with it does.
PPrince
Tell me that beforehand! [the Prince's bodyguards point their guns at the bear]
[Gintoki and Shinpachi have been hit by the Assistant driving Prince Hata around.]
PPrince
What have you done?
AAssistant
Calm down, prince. At any rate, [he jumps into the car's trunk] I have to find a time machine, and…
PPrince
Hey, you’re the one who has to calm down! Wow, what’s this? [looking at Sadaharu]
AAssistant
What is it, my prince?
AAssistant
Did you find a time machine?
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