On screen quotes from Gin Tama

Yo, Main character, get up, dammit! Are you gonna do this or not?! Cuz if not, we're going to start another program instead!

The ban on her single’s broadcast has been lifted! Tarakado Otsuu sings on ‘Adult Situations’!

Otsuu

[voiceover] Second single, ‘You’re Father’s a Chome-Chome’, on sale now! [close up] I’ll tear your heart to little bits.

Hijikata

Let me introduce us...the Shinsengumi!!

Shinsengumi? What the hell do you mean, 'introduction'? Why do you have a camera crew with you?

Hijikata

What about you? Singing karaoke while plotting to overthrow the government?! Capture them all.

[voiceover] We, as investigative reporters, will follow the Shinsengumi 24 hours a day, and bring the truth of their organization to light!

Exposé! 24 hours in the lives of the out-of-control Shinsengumi!!

[voiceover] That man was the 63 year old virgo carpenter and kabuki circuit star: Ishida ‘Pierre’ Ginpachi Zeamon. He requested help with his carpentry…

This picture has been beautified 275% by Ishida’s sense of beauty. Does not reflect reality.

but his request concealed a fearsome trap! Yes! He needed one—only one—to help with his work!

We apologize, but this picture has been beautified 384% by Ishida’s sense of beauty. Does not reflect reality.

But then, following the man’s advice, they reached a compromise on how to settle their dispute.

Our further apologies: this footage is--cut--40,000,00,000,0012%--cut—

Enough of this already, you goddamn geezer!