Zeamon quotes from Gin Tama

[voiceover] That man was the 63 year old virgo carpenter and kabuki circuit star: Ishida ‘Pierre’ Ginpachi Zeamon. He requested help with his carpentry…

This picture has been beautified 275% by Ishida’s sense of beauty. Does not reflect reality.

but his request concealed a fearsome trap! Yes! He needed one—only one—to help with his work!

We apologize, but this picture has been beautified 384% by Ishida’s sense of beauty. Does not reflect reality.

But then, following the man’s advice, they reached a compromise on how to settle their dispute.

Our further apologies: this footage is--cut--40,000,00,000,0012%--cut—

Enough of this already, you goddamn geezer!

All right, he wins.

Gintoki

[in English] Victory.

Shinpachi

Eeeeeh??

Kagura

See you, loser. Work hard, now.

Gintoki

That’s right, Shinpachi. The client is God. Do whatever he says…Hey, what’s going on?

What do you mean? The winner gets the privilege of working for me.

Gintoki

[feebly] Oh, that’s not right…

Gintoki

Come on, don’t you know that you have to treat your workers with respect?

Yeah, all right, I respect you. Now then, get to work.

You lump, you have to put your heart and soul into every swing!

Gintoki

Sure, I’ll put my heart and soul into bashing your head in, baldy!

What was that, ingrate? Get off your high horse, perm boy!

Hey, Gin-san, if you just play around, I won’t pay you a dime!

Gintoki

[cut in the shoulder] Shut up, baldy, and call the police! The police!!

Hijikata

I am the police.

Gintoki

Well then, help me, will you?

Hijikata

I suppose I should. [thinking] He’s an odd one indeed…