Gintoki quotes from Gin Tama

Gintoki

What are you, some tantrum throwing brat who forgot to buy his Jump? Having no money is like having a sinus infection. You just have to ignore it and not pick at it, and it’ll go away.

Gintoki

Well, whatever. At any rate, raise his hit points another hundred or so.

Gintoki

Why are you hiding your eyes like that? Have you been up all night playing tetris?

Gintoki

You ruined my best suit! My mom’s gonna have my ass!

Gintoki

Thanks for the support! Here come the real heros!

Gintoki

Ah, I wish I could have a bankai like that.

Gintoki

Was your sister raised by gorillas?

Gintoki

Leave it at that. Even though she was raised by gorillas, she’s still a woman.

Gintoki

A samurai doesn’t need a reason to do what’s right. If you want to protect her, you must draw your sword.

Gintoki

What’s important to that boy is important to me, and to protect it…I’ll do anything. [cracks the engine of the ship with his sword]

Gintoki

It might be dog food. Take it.

Gintoki

Katsura, just stop this. No matter how elegant you think dying is, your death won’t appease your conscience and won’t change anything.

Gintoki

Do you really intend to lose even more of your friends for something like that? I’ll pass on that. As long as I’m alive, I’ll live by my own rules. I’ll live as I see fit and protect that which I hold dear.

Gintoki

Good lord, they’re like a cult here. It feels kinda claustrophobic, and it’s smelly…

Gintoki

If this country can fall over a lost pet, then it should fall.