Narrator quotes from Gin Tama

Then the guardians of Edo, the Shinsengumi, arrived. Arrived! Arri...Now?! You're arriving now?!!

Kondo

Oh, so this is the blueprint.

Kondo Isao. He’s the terrifying captain of the Shinsengumi.

Kondo

By the way, Hijikata, I don’t understand a bit of it.

Hijikata

I’ve been talking for ten minutes about how it’s a blueprint for an Amanto machine, Kondo-san.

Kondo

Oh yes, that’s right. Some kind of machine, is it?

Hijikata

So there’s someone here in Edo who wants to use that device to power some evil machination.

Kondo

[gasps] But wait…[dramatic pause] What’s an evil machination?

Hijikata

Let me introduce us...the Shinsengumi!!

Shinsengumi? What the hell do you mean, 'introduction'? Why do you have a camera crew with you?

Hijikata

What about you? Singing karaoke while plotting to overthrow the government?! Capture them all.

[voiceover] We, as investigative reporters, will follow the Shinsengumi 24 hours a day, and bring the truth of their organization to light!

Exposé! 24 hours in the lives of the out-of-control Shinsengumi!!

Shinsengumi Vice-Commander Hijikata Toushirou. Even after his shift, he walks the city, protecting it alone. What could he be looking at now?

Hijikata

What's all the fuss here?

Well, I guess these guys here had a duel over a woman.

Hijikata

Dueling over a woman? How dumb. What kinda idiot..eh? Commander Kondo?

Commander Kondo? Him? That's the commander of the Shinsengumi, Kondo Isao-san?

Hijikata

What the heck are you looking at, dumbasses?

And so, through the bravery of the Shinsengumi, Edo's peace is once again protected. [pause] Really??