Gilmore Girls · Season 2
I know. So, of course, fifteen minutes later, tardy and glossless, I left the house and I had to rely on Madeline for my source of lip color for the day. Not an ideal solution.
Major skin tone mismatch.
I’m sorry, group leader, could you ask the Pigeon sisters if there is a point to this opus?
I don't know if you know this about me, but I have very creative ambitions.
I did not know that about you, Kirk.
It's true.
Every baseball on campus seems to have disappeared.
Oh, come on, you don't think Jess seriously... I'll check when I get home.
I hate crossword puzzles. They make me feel stupid.
Then don’t do ‘em.
Well, but if you don’t do them, you’re not only stupid, you’re also a coward.
My mother told me never go through a lady’s bag. . .at least, not until you’re a couple blocks away. I’m just kidding, she never said that. Though it sounds like pretty good advice, doesn’t it?
Ah, Lorelai, good. I need one minute of your time.
I’ll give you two because you scare me.
[Lorelai is helping her father set up his new office and goes to answer the phone.]
Gilmore Group, may I help you? Oh no, Margie doesn't work for the company anymore. I'm the one who called to schedule the DSL appointment. Well, no, no, we really need the DSL line installed today — it's just awful being without it. Uh-huh, okay, if you can make it before five everything is good but any later than that won't work because the cable modem people are dropping by about 5:05. Well, thank you, that's great! Okay, bye. [to Richard] They'll be here in twenty minutes.
I know that there's no way that you would be involved in something like that if it weren't for that Sal Mineo wannabe. Believe me, Chachi and Chachi alone will be held responsible for that incident.
You're crude and unprofessional.
I'd like that on my tombstone please.
What?
Nothing. Are you tilting?
No.
I think you’re tilting.
I’m not tilting.
Do you wanna hold onto my purse? It might even you out.
Stop anytime you like. What are you doing?
Well, I’m gonna get a pen and put it on top of your head and see if it rolls off.
Okay, see, this is not how you console the injured.
That’s right, you make coffee, so you’ll need a coffee maker. Let’s see. Ugly, crappy, German, ooh - pretty!
Oh, well, as long as it’s pretty...
Oh, I'm so excited! Isn't this exciting?
I've been doing this for eight years.
Oh. So, not so exciting for you, then.
What does a stroke feel like?
I dunno. Bad.
Is Jackson in the house? Lemme hear ya say "ugh".
Ugh.
A new toy.
Shameless.
You are my favored eldest child. You get to stay by my side.
I feel privileged.
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