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S2 E20

Gilmore Girls · Season 2, Episode 20

“Help Wanted” quotes from Gilmore Girls

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“Help Wanted” · Season 2, Episode 20

In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Rory Gilmore (1), Emily Gilmore (1), Richard Gilmore (1), Taylor Doose (1)

[Lorelai is helping her father set up his new office and goes to answer the phone.]

Gilmore Group, may I help you? Oh no, Margie doesn't work for the company anymore. I'm the one who called to schedule the DSL appointment. Well, no, no, we really need the DSL line installed today — it's just awful being without it. Uh-huh, okay, if you can make it before five everything is good but any later than that won't work because the cable modem people are dropping by about 5:05. Well, thank you, that's great! Okay, bye. [to Richard] They'll be here in twenty minutes.

I know that there's no way that you would be involved in something like that if it weren't for that Sal Mineo wannabe. Believe me, Chachi and Chachi alone will be held responsible for that incident.

What?

Nothing. Are you tilting?

No.

I think you’re tilting.

I’m not tilting.

Do you wanna hold onto my purse? It might even you out.

Stop anytime you like. What are you doing?

Well, I’m gonna get a pen and put it on top of your head and see if it rolls off.

Okay, see, this is not how you console the injured.

That’s right, you make coffee, so you’ll need a coffee maker. Let’s see. Ugly, crappy, German, ooh - pretty!

Oh, well, as long as it’s pretty...

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