A 25 dollars savings bond.
That's a long-term investment. Don't touch it for thirty years and you're looking at 45 dollars.
S2 E21Lorelai's Graduation Day
S2 E22I Can't Get Started
Huh. You know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world.
Huh.
I mean, think about it. You never hear the word oy and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word.
Oh, dear God.
Poodle is another funny word.
Please drink your drink, Lorelai.
In fact, if you put oy and poodle together in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catch phrase, you know? Like, oy with the poodles already. So from now on, when the perfect circumstances arise, we will use our favorite new catch phrase.
Oy with the poodles already.
I'm telling you, it's knocking ‘whatcha talking ‘bout, Willis?' right out of first place.
Lorelai, for God's sake, be quiet.
'Cause I'm so damn lonely not even Animal Planet does it for me anymore.
Not at all sad?
About getting my arm back? No.
Really? ‘Cause I’ve kind of gotten used to Casty over here. I mean, we decorated him, we talked to him, we protected him from getting wet in the shower.
Okay, it’s time to wean you off of getting attached to inanimate objects.
Casty, no one understands you like I do. What? No, I did not know Mr. Band-Aid said that to you. Ugh, I will talk to him when we get home.
[at Sookie's wedding] What are you doing here?
Hello to you too...You look nice.
Thank you. What..what are you doing here?
I'm going to move back.
What?
I'm going to move back.
But..But why?
Just wanted to...
[long pause. Rory and Jess gaze into each others eyes and she kisses him]
Oh my God, oh my God. [starts to run away]
Rory...
[Rory turns around]
Don't say a word!
OK.
[While running away] Oh, welcome home!
Pink is for girls. Jackson's not a girl. Jackson doesn't like pink. I have all this pink, it's like saying, 'Hey, screw you. You want a say in this? Well, grow some ovaries.'
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