[Bender brings his injured donkey to Zoidberg]
Can you save him, Doc?
If it's something that be cured by a bonesaw. I'll need anaesthetic. Get me a bottle of animal whiskey!
S8 E3How the West Was 1010001
Ah, nature! I hate it.
S8 E4Parasites Regained
I'd like to see the film, Leela.
Nibbler! You can talk!
You always forget I can talk.
[pause] Nibbler! You can talk!
DBDung Beetle Shaman
Can I offer anyone some spit? We have flat and sparkling.
I'll have two of each.
DBDung Beetle Shaman
Your journey will be treacherous, for nearly all paths end in death.
Then let's just take the shortest one.
MCThe Lord Mayor of Colon
Worms, form a defensive squiggle!
Alas, my mind has already degenerated to the point where I can no longer predict the ending of an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
S8 E5Related to Items You’ve Viewed
Fry and me, we used to have everything. Cabbage fights. Everything. But now I'm like a third wheel on a tricycle that used to have two wheels!
That's a bicycle.
You're a bicycle!
Yes, yes... The company deeply cares about your insert problem here.
This is a smart home assistant: always listening, always watching. But also respecting your privacy. Because privacy comes first. We call it Invasa.
Wow, robots. Cool!
Yes. They're much better than unions. I-I mean humans.
All of the robots work twenty-four hours a day. Seven days a week. With bonuses for overtime!
Daily business report. Go!
WWalt
According to the Department of Commerce, we've driven 10,000 small companies out of business. And the Department of Commerce also went out of business.
Um, we introduced the Momazon Primo service, where people pay a fortune for free shipping, and also get TV shows for some reason.
IIgner
We make TV shows across the quality spectrum.
How strange. I could have sworn we had an odd number of moons.
Aside from devastating tidal waves caused by the two full moons, we also have some very confused werewolves.
The warehouse is expanding beyond the sun! Mars! Jupiter!
The one with the onion rings!
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