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Futurama · Season 4

Hermes, Bender and others in “Leela's Homeworld”

I order you to dispose of that toxic waste properly or bribe me. Either way, it'll cost you $500.

500 real dollars? That's an outrage! Professor, I can take care of that waste for only $499 and one hundred cents.

Hmm, I know that's a rip, but I'll pay for the convenience.

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