Leela must have impregnated me when she grabbed my ungloved hand. That explains the poster in hygiene class: "No Glove, No Love".
Wow, this is all so confusing.
Leela! How could you? Our love has had to endure your constant hatred, and now this? [crying] Stop testing our love!
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