What are their names?
Kids have names?
Orphan: My name is Nina, this is Albert--
And from now on you're all named Bender Jr.
S3The Cyber House Rules
So I gave the cookies you made to Fawn and the kids and they couldn't believe it -- they were delicious. But, I digress. Tremble, puny earthlings! One day my race will destroy you all!
Be careful with that Adlai, Leela, he's a doctor, they're very poor.
Actually, most doctors are rich.
What? When did this happen? You're joking, right? That's not funny!
AAdlai
I've never been good with words, which is why I'm in such a delicate conundrum. Will you go out with me this Sunday?
Sure!
[Fry gasps.]
AAdlai
I don't know what else to say, so I'll just say it. Okey-dokey, see you then.
What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal and that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg: He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage and does.
Damn right!
The Professor's a senile, amoral crackpot.
[Farnsworth blubbers and waves.]
Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant.
Tally me banana.
Amy's a klutz from Mars.
[Amy drops the glass she is drinking from and it smashes.]
Sploops!
And, Fry, you've got that brain thing.
I already did! So, Leela, do you wanna be like us? Or do you wanna be like Adlai with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
That's the dumbest question I ever heard!
SSally
Daddy Bender, we're hungry.
What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. [pause] Alright, I'll get you some stupid food.
AAlbert
Can we have Bender Burgers again?
No! The cat shelter's on to me.
SSmitty
You're under arrest for child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children as food, and misrepresenting the weight of livestock!
Bender [as he's being cuffed]: If you had kids of your own, you'd understand!
[after Leela says that she was fine the way she was before] Yaaaaaaaaaay!
Shut up, Fry.
S3Where the Buggalo Roam
SWSinging Wind
I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Native Martians.
Take me to your leader!
SWSinging Wind
Moving along...
[introducing himself] I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan at your service.
SWSinging Wind
You must smoke peace pipe, and you must do it peacefully. Or we'll kill you.
Well, it's just really that I don't feel that--
Don't be such a chicken, Kif. Teenagers all smoke and they seem pretty on-the-ball.
[Amy's Buggalo, Betsy, has been following Kif and the crew]
I didn't realize you were bringing your girlfriend Lieutenant. [Snickers]
[sighs] She won't leave me alone.
Did I say "girlfriend"? She sounds more like a wife!
[A tumble weed rolls past.]
Wow, look at that: Olympus Mons, the tallest volcano in the solar system.
Where?
Right in front of you.
Oh. Oh!
LWLeo Wong
Anyway, make yourselves at home.
[Dr. Zoidberg comes downstairs wearing a bathrobe]
Don't mind if I already did. By the way, do you have any more of this Dom Pérignon bubble bath? There was only enough to fill the tub halfway.
That sounds very dangerous. Someone could get killed. [pointing] Fry, Leela, Bender...
[shaking fist] Damn you, old man!
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