Futurama · Season 3
[handing Fry a note] This. You for this.
Thanks.
[Fry blows his nose with the note, then tosses it into the fire]
Noooooooo! [reaches into the fire] OWWWWW! Fire hot!
[comes over] The Professy will help! [reaches into the fire] AHHH! Fire INDEED hot!
Brain! Brain make people dumb!
No, Leela. Brain make people SMART.
[to the Big Brain] I'm here to kick your ass!
Wishful thinking! We have long since evolved beyond the need for asses!
Now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors.
The Big Brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Muahahahaha! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!
Nibblonians to nibble stations! Prepare cuddlebug for deployment in forty niblets.
Sometimes I fear we are cute.
[dismissive] D'oh, niggle-snush.
Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault!
Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.
It's some kind of hollow tube, devoid of human life. [gasps] The Los-Angeles Subway.
[upset] Everyone walked out. They hated it. I've seen plagues that had better opening nights than this. You said that Oscar was practically on my mantle.
Now you know why I used the qualifier "practically".
And the nominees for Best Soft Drink Product Placement are...
"Star Trek: The Pepsi Generation", "They Call Me Mr. Pibb", and "Snow White and the Seven-ups."
What can I get you gentlemen?
Is bread free?
Yeah.
We'll split an order.
Would you show a little emotion? People, People; please, just because it's a dramatic scene doesn't mean you can't do a little comedy in the background. Throw a pie or two for God's sake!
That plot makes perfect sense. Wink, wink.
Bender, you said "wink, wink" out loud.
No I didn't. Raise middle finger.
Uh-oh, he read the wrong name!
So, you want to be a comedian, is it?
It's my life long dream.
Well, that dream dies now! You're unfunny and untalented. That's why you're perfect for drama.
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