The alien mother-ship is in orbit here. If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
S1When Aliens Attack
[having just seen another massive spaceship appear] What the hell is that thing?!
It appears to be the mother ship.
Then what did we just blow up?
[Kif checks the star chart]
The Hubble Telescope.
[The real alien mothership appears and it starts easily destroying the ships]
Stop exploding, you cowards!
When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission.
[Fry and Bender recline with open beverages in the employee break room. Hermes walks in reading a stack of papers.]
What in the name of Bob Marley's ghost? Get to work, you lazy boatbag!
[He rolls up the papers and hits Bender with them.]
Ow! [Fry chuckles. Hermes hits Fry next.]
Oof! Hey, quit it, Hermes! It's Labor Day.
Labor Day?! That phoney-baloney holiday crammed down our throats by fat-cat union gangsters?
That's the one.
Hot damn, a day off!
[Hermes removes his jacket and dress shirt and sits between Fry and Bender, accepting a beer.]
Our mission is clear: Destroy all alien lifeforms.
Um...not me, sir.
Right. Nobody destroy Kif. Unless you have to.
OK, Leela, you'll be starring as Jenny--
Uh-uh, forget it. A, I'm camera shy; and B, I get tongue tied in front of an audience armed with death rays.
Plus, you don't really have the thighs for a miniskirt.
Gimme the script.
Surely you know McNeal! She is an unmarried human female struggling to succeed in a human male's world!
Maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetent.
SILENCE!
We will raise your planet's temperature by one million degrees a day, FOR FIVE DAYS, unless we see McNeal at 9pm tomorrow - 8 Central!
There. How do I look?
Like a cheap French harlot.
French?!
They must just wanna see that episode. Let's find a tape and give it to 'em.
There aren't any copies left.
No, there wouldn't be. Most videotapes from that era were damaged in 2443 during the Second Coming of Jesus.
Attention, McNeil. We are reasonably satisfied with the events we have seen. Overall I would rate it a C+. Okay, not great. As a result, we will not destroy your planet. But neither will we provide you with our recipe for immortality!
Way to overact, Zoidberg!
S1Fry and the Slurm Factory
[Bender feels sick]
You should try homeopathic medicine, Bender. Try some zinc.
I'm 40% zinc!
Then take some echinacea, or St. John's Wort.
Or a big fat placebo. It's all the same crap!
[Bender sees the insides of a transsexual female robot]
[gasps] That's no lady!
TBTrans-bot
Damn, Chico. One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle! Why you so stupid, stupid?
Hey, bite my shiny metal ass!
TBTrans-bot
You couldn't afford it, honey! [snaps fingers and struts away]
SQSlurm Queen
As for you, you will be submerged in Royal Slurm which, in a matter of minutes, will transform you into a Slurm Queen like myself!
SGSmall Glurmo #1
But Your Highness, she's a commoner! Her Slurm will taste foul!
SQSlurm Queen
Yes! Which is why we'll market it as New Slurm. Then, when everyone hates it, we'll bring back Slurm Classic, and make billions!
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