What should we point it at first?
I dunno. Try it on me! [Bender points the F-Ray at Fry's body.]
Ow, my sperm!
Wow! Neat! Mind if I try it again? [He does so.]
Huh. Didn't hurt that time.
S1Fry and the Slurm Factory
All this prolonged exposure to radiation is making me thirsty.
Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
Why those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory.
Tell them I hate them.
There will be no further questions!
[Raises his hand] Why?
You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie!
When will that be?
Soon enough.
That's not soon enough!
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GLGrunka-Lunkas
Grunka-Lunka-Dunkity-Doo!
We've got a friendly warning for you!
Grunka-Lunka-Dunkity-Dasis!
The secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis!
Asking questions in school is a great way to learn;
If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke!
We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm;
It could easily happen again to you, folks!
So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut!
Grunka-Lunka-Lunka-Dunkity-Dut!
Hey, I don't pay you to sing! You just used up today's bathroom break!
GLGrunka-Lunka
Hardass.
I heard that!
Hey, what's behind that door?
Nothing.
Is it the secret ingredient?
GLGrunka-Lunkas
[singing] Grunka-Lunka-Dunkity-Dingredient!
You should not ask about the secret ingredient!
[angrily] Okay, okay, we get the point!
I was just curious because of the armed guards.
GLGrunka-Lunkas
[singing] Grunka-Lunka-Dunkity-Darmed-Guards...
SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
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