Ben Beeler quotes from Futurama ... TV Quotes Database

Fry

I feel like a mindless zombie. I wish I knew how long we've been waiting.

BBDr. Ben Beeler

The new eyePhone has an app for that!

Bender

Does it have an app for kissing my shiny metal ass?

BBDr. Ben Beeler

Several!

S6 Attack of the Killer App

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BBBen Beeler

Tonight, we have a new resident here in the hall of Hominids, generously donated by its discoverer, Hubert Farnsworth. Ladies and gentlemen, Homo farnsworth.

Prof. Farnsworth

Once again, science saves the day. The end.

BBBen Beeler

And now, to discuss the scientific implications of this discovery, our new museum curator, Dr. Banjo!

[Farnsworth spits out his drink]

BDr Banjo

Thank you Professor Farnsworth, for your generous gift, which has, once and for all dis-proven evolution.

[Banjo pulls a cord and a painting of Homo farnsworth riding a dinosaur is revealed.] Behold! Homo farnsworth frolicking with dinosaurs at the moment of creation.

Prof. Farnsworth

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

S6 A Clockwork Origin

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Leela

Aw, he's so cute. Wait, no, he isn't. He looks like Bender!

[All looking at Bender in shock]

Bender

Oh, no, no, no! No way am I that kid's dad!

BBen

Wipe my tiny, metal ass.

Bender

Ah, crap.

S7 The Bots and the Bees

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BBBender and Ben

Leela was wrong! Leela was wrong!

S7 The Bots and the Bees

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Hermes

That's it, Fry! For a guy who's not too bright, you're too damn bright!

Farnsworth

Now get out!!! And don't come back until someone finds a use for a million watt idiot!!

[Fry sulks out of the room, melting the door on the way out. Exterior of a trailer park, night. There is a sign that says "Basura Blanca TRAILER FOR ESTATES" on it. Interior of the trailer where Bev lives in. Ben is tucked in bed while Bev bids him goodnight]

BBen

Mom, will I ever get to see Dad again?

BBev

No, he died yesterday. Rust monsters ate his face. Sweet dreams.

[She bashes the light switch off and leaves. Ben whimpers. Suddenly, a familiar shadow falls on his blanket and he hears a tapping on the window]

Bender

[whispering] Psst, quit whimpering or ya don't get kidnapped!

BBen

Dad!

S7 The Bots and the Bees

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Bender

There's a dam!

BBen

Damn!

Bender

There's a grate!

BBen

Great!

Bender

But I can't bend anything with my arms agonisingly maimed like this!

BBen

Well, maybe I can!

[Bender gasps. Ben grabs hold of the grate, however he struggles to bend it]

Bender

You can do it, son!

[Ben keeps struggling and struggling, until Bender finally notices Smitty and URL behind him]

URL

Yeah, this ain't gonna happen.

[He cuffs Bender]

Bender

Is that even necessary?

S7 The Bots and the Bees

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BBBen Beeler

Using my fancy technology, I can make an exact copy of this guitar.

Bender

Tell me Doctor Beeler, will I need to threaten you?

BBBen Beeler

Not at all! You see nowadays, we can take a unique and beautiful object, and easily reduce it to a formula for mass production! I call the process "Science"!

S7 Forty Percent Leadbelly

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