These old doomsday devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are.
“Attack of the Killer App” · Season 6
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (4), Bender (3), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (3), Turanga Leela (1), Ben Beeler (1), Mayor Poopenmeyer (1), Flexo (1)
So long, overly-complicated Japanese toilet!
TToilet
Please, not throw away. I give you, uh, happy poopy time!
Sorry, you know too much.
CClerk
Okay, it's $500, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very…
Shut up and take my money!
This looks like a good place to ditch some evidence. [Opens bin and finds Flexo inside] Flexo! What are you doing in a hazardous waste bin?
Didn't you hear? Us bending units are dangerously outdated. We overheat, we're radioactive, we cause erectile dysfun...[Bender closes bin]
Who are you talking to?
No one. Your momma. Shut up. Take your pick.
SCScoop Chang
Isn't all this e-waste dangerous?
Not at all, Scoop! Not after it's hauled off to the Third World by a team of expendable, minimum wage nobodies!
[Turns to the crew.] Good news, nobodies!
That was low, Bender, even by your standards.
My what, now?
Since when is the Internet about robbing people of their privacy?
August 6, 1991.
I feel like a mindless zombie. I wish I knew how long we've been waiting.
The new eyePhone has an app for that!
Does it have an app for kissing my shiny metal ass?
Several!
IInfosiquito
This guy sure loves porno!
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