As you can see, since Bender's death, request to bite one shiny metal ass are down 98%.
[Scruffy uses Bender's compartment (with a leg in an arm plate) as a vacuum]
Do you mind doing that later?
Bite my shiny metal ass.
[the line chart rises]
“Ghost in the Machines” · Season 6
In this episode: Hermes Conrad (4), Philip J. Fry (2), Bender (2), Turanga Leela (1), Zoidberg (1), Amy Wong (1), Robot Devil (1), Mayor Poopenmeyer (1)
You see, Bender, it's simple. You're a ghost!
A g-g-g-g-ghost?!
No, just the regular kind.
Hey, look, a fog is rolling in.
No, that's just the Jamaican pride float.
Looks like it's speeding up.
Oh, no! It's within munching distance of the Doritos float!
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud to associate myself with a true hero. Mr. Fry, allow me to present you with the keys to the city. This one's for the deadbolt, this is for the top lock... I think this one's for the knob. The city's in a bad neighborhood. Care to say a few words, son?
Uh... Heroes don't do drugs! Except for Drugman, I guess.
Last time you went to the suicide booth, you ended up dating it for six months.
How is Lynn, by the way?
Livin' in Oregon with her crazy mother!
All I know is I've got a ghost that needs busting. [dials a number.]
Who you gonna call?
Gho— [interrupted by a beep.]
FVFemale voice
The number you have dialed has been lame since 1989.
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