Grace quotes from Frisky Dingo

Grace

[opens door] What are you doing here?

Xander

[has put on the Awesome-X mask] Xan-uh, Billy- Xander Crews said I could use his place for this...

Grace

He-

Xander

...hooker.

Grace

You know him?

Xander

We went to college together - no we didn't - get out of here. He will meet you at your place in an hour.

[after having sex with Grace] Wow. Thanks, lady. Wait 'til the guys at school hear about this.

Grace

Oh my God.

Do you like X-Box?

Grace

Sweetie, I'm tired.

Grace

[putting on lipstick] Do you even know how huge this Killface interview will be for me?

So huge your boyfriend will learn your name?

Grace

Why would you even say that?

Because I care about you, we all do.

Grace

Really?

No, we don't.

So what's this now, some kind of calm before the weird berserker storm?

Grace

When I'm onstage at the Airport Radisson accepting my local Peabody, I'm not gonna mention any of you.

You didn't kill the taxi driver?

You know, I was, but I think it's hard enough on the Arabs in this beastly country right now.

I don't think he's Arab.

No, I'm pretty sure that guy is Filipino.

Well then. [Shoots the taxi driver] London calling.

Grace

Oh my God! Yes! THAT is exactly the kind of bloodlust that makes for a phenomenal interview. Hi. Grace Ryan, Force 10 News.

And you must be Killface. What am I saying? Of course you're not Killface, not with a face like that; no one in their right mind would think to call you...I'm Killface...if anybody is.

Xander

Grace!

Mi amor!

Lovely newslady!

Grace

This is Grace Ryan, Force 10 News, dangling helplessly from high atop the Annihilatrix, my microphone now literally a lifeline, because if I fall, I will drop into...what appear to be drums full of super-intelligent radioactive-waste-covered ants.

[whispering] Oh God, please fall.

Fetch the minivan. We're off to murder that wretch Xander Crews.

Grace

Don't you dare hurt him!

Sire, Phil has cancer.

First of all, he's obviously not that into you.

Phil, given your strict forcemeats-and-cheese regimen, the only real surprise is you're not dead already.

Phil, grappling with the cold reality of death, has no pithy rejoinder.

Grace

Oh my God, Xander, where are you?

Well, wherever he is, I'm sure he's laughing his fat face off.

Who's laughing now, Crews?

Xander

I wasn't laughing before. [Punch]]

I'm gonna punch him so friggin' hard.

I'm gonna smash his face in!

I'm gonna blow him. [Everybody looks at him] UP! Wh... [Walks off] Queers!

Grace

For Tense Forth News, I'm Grant Runyon.

No, that time you said "Grant Runyon."

Grace

God, what is wrong with me?

Maybe you should go back to the doctor.

Grace

Maybe you should go back to the doctor.

[the camera is sticking out of his chest] Maybe you should shove your skinny arm up my a-hole and change out this tape!

Grace

[rapidly, holding stolen gems] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Xander

Grace! Open the damn door, it's Xander!

Grace

[tone of Antagone, eyes glowing green] Xander Crews?

Xander

Yes, idiot!

Xander

You, Grace, do the roar.

Grace

What?

Xander

Roar like the "Team Jaguar" jaguar. [Grace roars quietly] Damn it, you're an apex predator. [Grace roars louder] Yeah! That's how she sounds when I'm bangin' her.

Grace

I know, I just...can't stay mad at him. I'm gonna have his babies. [Holds up vial labelled "Xander Crews"]

Is that...?

Grace

Uh-huh.

Shouldn't that be in a freezer?

Grace

Sometimes I like to hold them.

Grace

If you leave me to burn to death in this plane, we are just finished!

Xander

Well...we'll always have Vegas.

Grace

That wasn't me!

Xander

Well...okay.

Grace

You bastard! God, still can't stay mad at him! [Jumps out after him]

Grace

As a Democrat, don't you support a woman's right to choose?

You mean her right to be a whore?

Grace

[whispering] Psst, Xander.

Wave to Newslady. [Lamont waves and chirps]

Grace

Hey, you.