Taqu'il quotes from Frisky Dingo

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Cameraman, cameraman, can you push in on this? It says "Welcome to you-apostraphe-r-e doom"?

And he's got "doom" in quotes, which it shouldn't be.

Oh I just hate it when people do that. I just want to throw acid in their face.

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Oh God I love Chinatown.

Ah tonights death rabbit boughts have been cancelled.

What the hell damn guy!

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Oh man I hate Chinatown.

Hey Ronnie, isn't that your rape wig?

Yes, is one of them.

KILL HIM!

You Know the Law!

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This is Chinatown!

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He's a one-hit wonder: global warming.

Cured it. (Baby Lamont chirps)

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Shut up, Baby Lamont.

Hey, bro!

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His foreign policy is unrealistic...

Global warming.

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His domestic policy is non-existent...

Global warming.

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Health care...

Global warming.

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Immigration...

Global warming.

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Welfare reform...

Global warming.

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Man, do you even know what these terms mean?

I...know that I cured global warming.

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See? He's a one-trick pony.

Well, it's a pretty big pony.

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We can win this election.

How? Giving out free bus rides?

Well, who wants to ride in some crappy old bus with no windows? [Baby Lamont happily chirps] Oh, you just like trips.

[after Simon shoots down Xander's plane] Take that, you bum-snacking Republican!

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Damn it, I thought we were going to campaign on the issues!

Oh, lighten up.

You should be out doing this too.

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Two movies: Surviving the Game, Deliverance. Not gonna happen.

Xander

You think they're looking for us?

Both presidential candidates lost in a...duck bog? They must be.

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Man, I can't believe this.

Well, it's not like we can stay out there all night.

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No, I can't believe I've been missing out on this white-knuckle thrill ride. Lookit, Junior's makin' a move!

God love him.

All right, who's ready for another Tom Collins?

See, now he gets me.

...and, as you know, American voters insist on a Christian president.

That's me. I'm Christian in spades!

But you have to be subtle about it.

I'm subtle in spades!

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They also don't want you to use the word "spades" all the damn time.

Greetings, America. (removes helmet) I. . .am. . .Sinn. (Deceptacles gasp in surprise, along with Killface, who is watching from home) And I, with my lover, the Dread Lobster...

Hi!

And my sisters in chaos, Valerie and the supervillainess Antagone--

Who is soon to give birth to what I can only assume will be a giant, hideous ant-baby unwittingly sired by crippled billionaire tycoon Xander Crews--

Xander

(watching in office) God...damn it.

Now control the Annihilatrix, and your new President, in office thanks only to a corrupt Supreme Court...

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(watching from the Oval Office) And more specifically, Stephen Breyer. Boosh! (Makes toast with Stan)

And/or ka-kow!

Is powerless to stop me, for backed by the might of the Annihilatrix, the Sisterhood of Chaos now rules the world! And now, back to the Haggar Pants 500.

How can she afford a media buy? (Simon mumbles) Still...

What about the World Court?

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C'mon, man, the Hague is a fucking joke.

Good point.

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Man, this launch panel is just a breeder reactor wired to the ignition of a '98 Celica. Stan, I can hot-wire this.

Um, we may have a larger problem. (Killface and Xander are holding him at gunpoint)

Yes, I'm afraid you do.