Ronnie quotes from Frisky Dingo

[holding a blonde wig and superglue] Now, I will glue this to your head, and then I make love to your face.

I will I will, please to be picking me, guys. Please.

Xtacle

Fine Ronnie, but don't let him escape.

*Sinister laughter* Oh, you don't worry about that, guys.

Oh My God I'm so friggin' sad!

Yes! Here you go. [Hands X-Tacle a tissue]

I'll take it thank you.

But life in the hospital was a Picnic compared to Life on the Mean streets of...Town...

...But I want to stay forever living in the Hospital with you Mr. Ford!

Hospital closed Nearl.

Uh Oh!

Now I gotta go and work in a damn Pet Store.

I'd like that!

[Ignoring him] And you can thank Ron Reagan's ass for that! (He drives away)

Thank you, Ronald Reagan. (Pauses to think) Your legacy is intact.

But thanks to you and your mysterious brain chemical, we shall savor the sweet nectar of revenge as we rise up, as one man, and DESTROY MY BROTHER, XANDER CREW--[Ronnie shoots Nearl in the head] Thanks, Ken! [Nearl falls over]

Ronnie!

What?

What is wrong with you!?

Hey, what? I do you favor.

This is why we can't have nice things! Thank you, Ronnie!

Look this is complicated enough without all this evil twin bullsh*t having.

You know, that is... actually, that's a pretty good point.

Good for you, Ronnie.

Yeah, it's complicated.

So, if Xander Crews really is Awesome X, then where is he?

Come on, no sense mopin' around here all day.

Yes, have too many sad memories here. [Knocks over Nearl's wreath.] Also is messy.

Say we...treat ourselves, go do something fun.

Ooh, let's go to the illegal underground Chinese rabbit fights!

Oh...my...god!

What?

Let's get there this instant!

Hey Ronnie, isn't that your rape wig?

Yes, is one of them.

KILL HIM!

You Know the Law!

Taqu'il

This is Chinatown!

Okay gang, we've have a pretty bad year this year. We've lost a lot of guys. So how about a big X-tacle welcome for our new recruits, huh? {To general greetings and acknowledgements] On the right over there we've got Ron, Peter, Dick, Woody, New Fat Mike and uh...

... and Hooper.

[Perkily] Hi!

Yeah, what is up with that?

[Adopting a deeper voice] I mean... what's up? ... Dudes?

Hey, uhm... is it weird that I kinda wanna fuck Hooper?

Not as weird as I kinda wanna fuck New Fat Mike.

Yeah, he gonna get it. Boosh.

We need to go warn Killface.

But why to help not only mortal enemy, but also political opponent?

Not that it's any of your business, but...I have no plausible explanation.

[flying through air with Ronnie on his back] Quit grinding your fucking dick on me!

I cannot find comfort.

How about finding Killface's house?

Okay, but first, guess what.

What?

I feel like hobbit...on eagle.

Well, that's great, Ronnie...

Oh, Bilbo Baggins.

[fuel gauge on wrist reads empty] ...because now you guess what. [Both plummet to ground]

This must be the right place then, 'cause I am lookin' at two right now. Ah-ooga, I'm kidding. Did you guys bring the stuff?

Stuff...

Wait a minute, Gary sent you guys, right?

Oh, Gary! [nudging Ronnie]

Gary, you mean G-Money. We know that guy. Sent us here.

To you, from...somewhere else.

Well then...[revving scooter] get on the scooter!

Xander

I can't go to a presidential debate dressed like this.

Ya, you kinda look like a boob

Xander

You have boobs. Snap.

Baby's lunch bag.

Yum yum yum yum yum

Eat that lunch baby

You wanna watch while I call the police?

No, wait, I got some money down here in my sock.

Xander

See, he's got sock money.

But...

[with ice cream] Here, you lick...with tongue.

[with Awesome X mask and gun] You got change for a .38?! [Shoots clerk five times]

Xander

What the fuck, Wendell?!

Wendell X.