Torpedo Vegas quotes from Frisky Dingo

I don't even have any coins you bitch!

Then I'll face off with Torpedo Vegas mano-a-mano. Probably with katanas. [Killface slashes at Vegas with a katana]

You win this round... Killface... [the top half of his torso begins to slide off.]

Then I'll have a tearful reunion with Simon and we can all go home. Bing bong bing.

Xander Crews

Yeah. My part's kinda gay.

Hah! Wait til you hear Plan B!

Xander Crews

Uh...what's Plan B?

Fleeze, douche bags!

I don't actually have one.

Pneumatic tubes eh?

Obviously.

Can't put coins in those.

They were very clear on that. I'm not even sure where they go. All I know is that I can't put coins in them can I?

I -

Because I can't put coins in it!

He's like a kid in a candy shop, and that candy is... success. And I'm that friendly man at this cash register with a handle bar mustache *chuckles*

What?

I think I'm missing the key reference.

I can't have people sneaking in here leaking dooky water on my rugs. That's unacceptable.

I HAVE PATTY HEARST SYNDROME!

Barnaby just-

I'm getting furious at you, you don't even have any pants on.

Neither does he!

Well he doesn't have a penis! As far as I can tell...

I - uh -

Yeah, what is the story on that?

Oh, like you can talk.

Xander Crews

Hey, my penis fills an entire tall-boy.

[Scoffing] I'm sure it doesn't fill it.

Okay, I'll let you have the kid back if, and this is the part I kinda like, if you two fight to the death.

[Immediately] Done.

What?

Taqu'il

Oh God I love Chinatown.

Ah tonights death rabbit boughts have been cancelled.

What the hell damn guy!

Taqu'il

Oh man I hate Chinatown.

No, I won't kill my best friend!

I like that. [laughs awkwardly]

Excuse me?

Your words have moved me, Killface. And I'm not a man easily moved. This man, Barnaby Jones, may live.

So, why'd you two sneak into my lair?

I-

Xander Crews

He kidnapped me! I have Patty Hearst Syndrome!

Son, what can I say? This was a phenomenally great idea you had here. And your cut is... forty, thirty grand. Yeah, you can count it, if you wanna be a douchebag all your life.

What?

AHAHAHAHAHA! Naw, I'm kiddin'...don't worry about it.