Killface, Grace and others in “Emergency Room”

Fetch the minivan. We're off to murder that wretch Xander Crews.

Grace

Don't you dare hurt him!

Sire, Phil has cancer.

First of all, he's obviously not that into you.

Phil, given your strict forcemeats-and-cheese regimen, the only real surprise is you're not dead already.

Phil, grappling with the cold reality of death, has no pithy rejoinder.