...Oh my God she fell...
...awesome
Fetch the minivan. We're off to murder that wretch Xander Crews.
Don't you dare hurt him!
SSinn
Sire, Phil has cancer.
First of all, he's obviously not that into you.
[Grace gasps]
Phil, given your strict forcemeats-and-cheese regimen, the only real surprise is you're not dead already.
PPhil
Phil, grappling with the cold reality of death, has no pithy rejoinder.
Oh my God, Xander, where are you?
Well, wherever he is, I'm sure he's laughing his fat face off.
[Aboard the Xcalibur, Xander is tied to a chair getting punched by the Xtacles]
XTX-tacle #1
Who's laughing now, Crews?
I wasn't laughing before. [Punch]]
XTX-tacle #2
I'm gonna punch him so friggin' hard.
XTX-tacle #3
I'm gonna smash his face in!
XTX-tacle #4
I'm gonna blow him. [Everybody looks at him] UP! Wh... [Walks off] Queers!
What the hell do you want?
XTX-tacles
[trading punches and demands] We want a living wage! And some health insurance! And some flex hours, bitch!
XTX-tacle
So you want it in the face or...?
No, not my handsome face!
XTX-tacle
Aw, just kidding, you don't get to pick.
XTX-tacle
See you in hell dick.
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