Camera Man quotes from Frisky Dingo

Excuse me!

Xander

.....What?!

Well, it's been a year now-

Xander

A Year?! It's really been a whole year? What's today?

Thursday.

Xander

Oh my God, it has been a year.

Why couldn't you go to your girlfriend?

Xander

If I wanted to be smothered to death, I'd go back to the Xcalibur and fess up. If I go back to the Xcalibur and fess up, I'll be smothered to death. That's in our Charter.

This is a documentary about Killface.

Xander

Killfa-[Scoffs]-is it called Check Me Out, I Suck? Guk-guk-guk [deapthroating sounds]

Xander

So, what's this whole movie deal about Killface?

Actually, he's running for president.

Xander

He's what?! How?!

Yeah, cause when he activated the Anihalatrix, he cured Global Warming.

Xander

Wait, no, I turned it on!

Well, he says he did.

Xander

Son of a BITCH!

Yeah, so do cabs ever come by here?

Xander

Well, you know what? If he's running for President, then so am I!

Well, it takes, like, tons and tons of money to run for president.

Xander

[Holds up check containing his billions.] Well, is that enough? Ka-kow!

Hey, when did you get the check back?

Xander

Oh, just right after that whole incident with it blowing away.

Xander

You, Grace, do the roar.

Grace

What?

Xander

Roar like the "Team Jaguar" jaguar. [Grace roars quietly] Damn it, you're an apex predator. [Grace roars louder] Yeah! That's how she sounds when I'm bangin' her.

Grace

I know, I just...can't stay mad at him. I'm gonna have his babies. [Holds up vial labelled "Xander Crews"]

Is that...?

Grace

Uh-huh.

Shouldn't that be in a freezer?

Grace

Sometimes I like to hold them.