Barnaby, my God, did you see that?
Yeah, and I'm curious to know where the fuck she got robot pants!
...and, as you know, American voters insist on a Christian president.
That's me. I'm Christian in spades!
But you have to be subtle about it.
I'm subtle in spades!
They also don't want you to use the word "spades" all the damn time.
As a Democrat, don't you support a woman's right to choose?
You mean her right to be a whore?
(on headline outing Simon) BOOSH! Dude, we have got to jump on this with both feet.
SStan
Nope.
I want WebTV, I want Bluetube...
SStan
Nope, we leave this one alone.
Why?
SStan
Because two words: John Kerry.
Who?
SStan
Exactly.
[Beat] ...He some sort of famous gay dude?
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