Dottie quotes from Frisky Dingo

Where are we, what are we doing?

We're going broke, is what we're doing

Well, that's hard to believe. I know we're all making sacrifices.

(on €149 Schnapps) But I paid for this personally.

No, you didn't.

(campaign stop at A.M.E. Zion Church, dressed like Michael Vick) Hello, African Zionists. Pleasure to be here, and how about that Jesus Christ, hmm? He's one bad mother--

You Hush your mouth!

I'm just talkin' 'bout Christ.

We should send them a pie basket.

They don't eat pie.

Yes, they do.

Have you ever actually met a black person?

Of course! Sinn was black.

I don't think a servant...

Indentured servant...technically

How did you ever win the primary?

Duh.

I either just had a stroke, or the most brilliant idea ever.

Well, your blood's too thin for a stroke, so let's hear it.

We can't afford an airplane.

Well, maybe if you'd lay off the platinum-infused highballs.

You couldn't pour pee out of a boot if the directions were on the heel.

Woman, they had pricing tiers!

Oh, go tell it to your albino whores.

I...will not even dignify that with a response.

Yeah, please don't.

Taqu'il

We can win this election.

How? Giving out free bus rides?

Well, who wants to ride in some crappy old bus with no windows? [Baby Lamont happily chirps] Oh, you just like trips.

Xander

You think they're looking for us?

Both presidential candidates lost in a...duck bog? They must be.

Taqu'il

Man, I can't believe this.

Well, it's not like we can stay out there all night.

Taqu'il

No, I can't believe I've been missing out on this white-knuckle thrill ride. Lookit, Junior's makin' a move!

God love him.

All right, who's ready for another Tom Collins?

See, now he gets me.

...and, as you know, American voters insist on a Christian president.

That's me. I'm Christian in spades!

But you have to be subtle about it.

I'm subtle in spades!

Taqu'il

They also don't want you to use the word "spades" all the damn time.

[Dottie's hair is comming off in clumps] How do you expect to win this debate if you're not prepared?

Well, how do you expect me to prepare with you sloughing off fuzz like a new towel?

So, yeah. This is, uh... I'm undercover.

Undercover for what?

Uh, aiy... Wendell's volunteered to look into some new fundraising avenues.

Yeeeep! Commence Operation: Meth Nazi!

Operation WHAT?

Wendell!

Oi!

I...don't have a great feeling about this.

Oh, grow up. Do you know how many American politicians are funded by the Neo-Nazis?

Wh...shut up.

My God, there's Congressman [bleep], and Senator [bleep], not to mention Vice-[bleep] [bleep].

Going to bleep those, I hope.

How about this: vote for me, or I push this dung heap of a planet smack into the sun!

Look, I worked hard on those, and since the Annihilatrix couldn't push me to the store, I'd appreciate it if you'd focus on the damn talking p--!

Oh, that reminds me--should fix the Annihilatrix.