Watley, take the damn ant-farm keyboards to the dump. Oh, and that radioactive waste can also go.
[putting on lipstick] Do you even know how huge this Killface interview will be for me?
So huge your boyfriend will learn your name?
Why would you even say that?
Because I care about you, we all do.
Really?
No, we don't.
Looking back, Operation Snooperfax was a little...convoluted. Convoluted.
SStan
Convoluted? Damn it, you just about used up all of our operating capital.
Do we still have enough to pay for Train Island?
SStan
Yes, your little choo-choos are safe.
Nice!
SStan
Only because I had to make some pretty deep cuts in...elsewhere.
[The X-tacles receive their drastically deducted paychecks]
XTX-tacle #1
Guess I'll call Jan and tell her we're not going to Orlando.
XTX-tacle #2
Orlando? Dude, this won't even cover my mortgage.
And I'll put the ant-farm keyboards in the radioactive waste, thereby minimizing the ecological impacts of both! Way to go Watley, you're doin it!
So what's this now, some kind of calm before the weird berserker storm?
When I'm onstage at the Airport Radisson accepting my local Peabody, I'm not gonna mention any of you.
?(Cameraman's Phone)
Ca-at Par-taay...
CCamerman
Don't freak out. I'm turning it off.
Oh, my God. Is that "Cat Party"?
Yeah, the ringtone?
Here, put it on mine, please.
Has it got Bluetube on it?
No, you big, sloppy man. I just want "Cat Party."
No, Bluetube is-
Tell him to give me "Cat Party" or it's going to be talon party. At your face's house.
SSinn
You didn't kill the taxi driver?
You know, I was, but I think it's hard enough on the Arabs in this beastly country right now.
SSinn
I don't think he's Arab.
PPhil
No, I'm pretty sure that guy is Filipino.
Well then. [Shoots the taxi driver] London calling.
Oh my God! Yes! THAT is exactly the kind of bloodlust that makes for a phenomenal interview. Hi. Grace Ryan, Force 10 News.
And you must be Killface. What am I saying? Of course you're not Killface, not with a face like that; no one in their right mind would think to call you...I'm Killface...if anybody is.
[to Simon] I'm so proud of you. We're going to split a half-pint of lager and watch Cinemax all night.
Xander Crews, I demand a ransom of twelve billion dollars...
Oh, terrific.
...for you.
[Two X-tacles drop down, guns pointed at Killface]
XTX-tacle #1
He's not paying you a dime, Killface.
Yeah!
[Third X-tacle drops down and points gun at Xander]
XTX-tacle #3
Cause dead men don't pay ransom.
No!
I'm going to start freaking out now
Grace!
WWaiter
Mi amor!
Lovely newslady!
This is Grace Ryan, Force 10 News, dangling helplessly from high atop the Annihilatrix, my microphone now literally a lifeline, because if I fall, I will drop into...what appear to be drums full of super-intelligent radioactive-waste-covered ants.
[whispering] Oh God, please fall.
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