Sinn quotes from Frisky Dingo

If he always throws his food on the floor, how is he so fat?

[gasps and runs off]

No, son... [to Sinn] Now look what you've done!

Sire, I'm sorry

Apologize to his self-esteem! Now we've talked about the chubby cycle. One snarky comment like that and he's back in the cupboard. And he was doing so well. Three pounds this week.

Yes sire.

Shut up. Just shut up and eat the cereal.

It's got glass in it.

Perhaps you could get something for it at the local pawnbrokery.

Sinn, that's bloody brilliant. Hocking this fax machine is sure to bring in the 12 billion I need to complete the Annihilatrix. You're really really really really really really really really smart! [Pause] And pretty.

Sinn, meet Mr Watley. But don't get too friendly. I'm afraid he's one of our competitors.

Charmed

[strains as a plopping sound is heard]

Did you just... lay a clutch of eggs?

Well, I gotta go. You should get those in some sand. [runs off embarassed]

That's... something you don't see every day... one hopes.

You didn't kill the taxi driver?

You know, I was, but I think it's hard enough on the Arabs in this beastly country right now.

I don't think he's Arab.

No, I'm pretty sure that guy is Filipino.

Well then. [Shoots the taxi driver] London calling.

Grace

Oh my God! Yes! THAT is exactly the kind of bloodlust that makes for a phenomenal interview. Hi. Grace Ryan, Force 10 News.

And you must be Killface. What am I saying? Of course you're not Killface, not with a face like that; no one in their right mind would think to call you...I'm Killface...if anybody is.

Fetch the minivan. We're off to murder that wretch Xander Crews.

Grace

Don't you dare hurt him!

Sire, Phil has cancer.

First of all, he's obviously not that into you.

Phil, given your strict forcemeats-and-cheese regimen, the only real surprise is you're not dead already.

Phil, grappling with the cold reality of death, has no pithy rejoinder.

When I get back from the bowl store, I want this apartment to be a crab-and-cancer-free zone.

Arthur can't be moved. I think his ribs are all smashed up inside.

Well my foot hurts, so we're even

I can't believe Killface fired me. Well, revenge shall be mine.

[kicking out the painting] No! Revenge shall be mine!

Okay gang, we've have a pretty bad year this year. We've lost a lot of guys. So how about a big X-tacle welcome for our new recruits, huh? {To general greetings and acknowledgements] On the right over there we've got Ron, Peter, Dick, Woody, New Fat Mike and uh...

... and Hooper.

[Perkily] Hi!

Yeah, what is up with that?

[Adopting a deeper voice] I mean... what's up? ... Dudes?

Hey, uhm... is it weird that I kinda wanna fuck Hooper?

Not as weird as I kinda wanna fuck New Fat Mike.

Yeah, he gonna get it. Boosh.

You, Awesome X, are now my prisoner.

Yeah, well, I got your prisoner right here! [Points guns at her] So, swirl that softly and gently around your erect nipples.

Deceptacles.

You know...

[taking X's guns] I'm just gonna hold these...

That's why I never let y'all have a song.

Greetings, America. (removes helmet) I. . .am. . .Sinn. (Deceptacles gasp in surprise, along with Killface, who is watching from home) And I, with my lover, the Dread Lobster...

Hi!

And my sisters in chaos, Valerie and the supervillainess Antagone--

Who is soon to give birth to what I can only assume will be a giant, hideous ant-baby unwittingly sired by crippled billionaire tycoon Xander Crews--

Xander

(watching in office) God...damn it.

Now control the Annihilatrix, and your new President, in office thanks only to a corrupt Supreme Court...

Taqu'il

(watching from the Oval Office) And more specifically, Stephen Breyer. Boosh! (Makes toast with Stan)

And/or ka-kow!

Is powerless to stop me, for backed by the might of the Annihilatrix, the Sisterhood of Chaos now rules the world! And now, back to the Haggar Pants 500.

How can she afford a media buy? (Simon mumbles) Still...

All this time we thought you were this super cool dude Hooper, who just happened to have great tits!

When really, you're some other dude who just happens to have great tits!

I'm a woman! Idiots...

You know, I'm REALLY starting to re-think this whole "Sisterhood of Chaos" thing...

What?

Oh, not you!

Yeah, cause I'm, like, totally charming!

TOTALLY! (Antagone cackles again) Her, though...

Worse than Dane Cook.