“Meet Antagone” quotes from Frisky Dingo

Great! The one person in the world I want to kidnap, and now he's missing!

I mean it's every morning.

[Appearing from nowhere] Yeah, you gotta establish some boundaries.

[Coldly] Eager to know why you're here.

If he is Awesome X, that means he's been lying to us all these years.

Yeah, which is...actually pretty uncool.

Ohn-Naa. Ohn-Naa.

No no no no! Stop that! Stop that Mantra!

Oh Hi, and a blessed day to you.

[annoyed] mm?

[Optimistic] Mm!

mm?

Mm! Ohn-Naa.

Get the hell out of Here!

Mm, I can't. Lorraine kicked me out when she found out I had cancer.

That fat slag!

Enh!

Surely this town has a Y, Philip?

No, I'm getting a pretty nice Healing Vibe here. Good for my Chakra.

No, No, Cancer's a bad influence on Simon! Worse than Sinn and that Prawn and...whatever happend to Val?

Anyway, get your candles and your, white cells or whatever and just pop on down to the Y, hm?

Ohmmmmy lawyers say the Annihilatrix caused my cancer.

What lawyers?

It's all here in the lawsuit.

My God, the stones on you.

Grace

For Tense Forth News, I'm Grant Runyon.

No, that time you said "Grant Runyon."

Grace

God, what is wrong with me?

Maybe you should go back to the doctor.

Grace

Maybe you should go back to the doctor.

[the camera is sticking out of his chest] Maybe you should shove your skinny arm up my a-hole and change out this tape!

When I get back from the bowl store, I want this apartment to be a crab-and-cancer-free zone.

Arthur can't be moved. I think his ribs are all smashed up inside.

Well my foot hurts, so we're even

Then call Grace Ryan. Set up a late supper, just the two of us, because now that I've assumed Xander Crews' professional position, I think it's high time I assume the position with his lovely paramour.

Phil, what does that look like?

You know, from here it looks like ants are robbing that bank.

Well, from here it looks like my financial worries are behind me. [He picks up a gold bar carried by an ant] Come over here, you have pockets.

Better call my lawyer. This might be an attachable asset.

No, don't call them.

I will I will, please to be picking me, guys. Please.

Xtacle

Fine Ronnie, but don't let him escape.

*Sinister laughter* Oh, you don't worry about that, guys.

[holding a blonde wig and superglue] Now, I will glue this to your head, and then I make love to your face.

Unhand it or suffer my wrath.

Now see here, woman. If anyone's wrath is going to be suffered, it's mine.

It's not wise to antagonize Antagone!

I'm sorry, Auntie who?

Antagone!

Was "Betty Bug Lady" already taken?

Once again, the mall has become my Waterloo. [Grabbing a post] I surrender.

A wise choi-- [She is hit with the post]

And the next one's right in the tit!

Where the hell is Crews?! And where are your pants?

[Unable to get his money out of the bank after Phil spends the money he received from suing Killface] Ridiculous! A hundred and eighty dollars for snake oil?

Phillip

Shark oil, and some of that was for the bath salts and add... the luffa.

Oh damn your luffa... [Starts pounding the machine] and damn Xander Crews and damn his snotty back!

Phillip

Yeah, why do you bank here anyway?

[Temporarily with a happier tone] Checking with interest. [Starts pounding the machine again, breaking it] But now this blasted machine tells me my checking account can't be accessed!!

Phillip

Wow, already?

I d- I beg your pardon?

Phillip

Well, we had to freeze your assets. [Killface tries to suppress his anger with a deep breath] Come on, its common sense. I'm sorry, you want some walking around money?

No, I want to go you to the car and get some plasma charges and blow Xander Crews' crummy, little bank to-

Phillip

My loofah, where's my loofah?!

Shut up, Phil.