A character in Frisky Dingo
Cameraman
Frisky Dingo · 252 quotes
In 7 of the 252 quotes from Frisky Dingo
Most scenes with: Grace (4), Killface (3)
[putting on lipstick] Do you even know how huge this Killface interview will be for me?
So huge your boyfriend will learn your name?
Why would you even say that?
Because I care about you, we all do.
Really?
No, we don't.
So what's this now, some kind of calm before the weird berserker storm?
When I'm onstage at the Airport Radisson accepting my local Peabody, I'm not gonna mention any of you.
Ca-at Par-taay...
Don't freak out. I'm turning it off.
Oh, my God. Is that "Cat Party"?
Yeah, the ringtone?
Here, put it on mine, please.
Has it got Bluetube on it?
No, you big, sloppy man. I just want "Cat Party."
No, Bluetube is-
Tell him to give me "Cat Party" or it's going to be talon party. At your face's house.
Grace!
Mi amor!
Lovely newslady!
This is Grace Ryan, Force 10 News, dangling helplessly from high atop the Annihilatrix, my microphone now literally a lifeline, because if I fall, I will drop into...what appear to be drums full of super-intelligent radioactive-waste-covered ants.
[whispering] Oh God, please fall.
...Oh my God she fell...
...awesome
For Tense Forth News, I'm Grant Runyon.
No, that time you said "Grant Runyon."
God, what is wrong with me?
Maybe you should go back to the doctor.
Maybe you should go back to the doctor.
[the camera is sticking out of his chest] Maybe you should shove your skinny arm up my a-hole and change out this tape!
(To Camera-man) Hey! Isn't that rival documentarian Michael Moore's fat ass?
what? where?
just, look... Just, Point the camera over there.
Huh?
[The camera goes to the side. A gunshot is heard. The camera goes back.]
Cheese and rice, he shot himself! [There is a pause.] With my gun somehow.
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