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Frisky Dingo · Season 1

“XPO” quotes from Frisky Dingo

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“XPO” · Season 1

In this episode: Killface (4), Xander Crews (2), Stan (2), Sinn (2), Watley (2), Grace (1), Phil (1), Awesome X (1)

Just a damn minute, Mr. man, are you even Asian?

[Mao wipes away glasses and fake eyebrows]

MMao

Yeah, see, I kinda got this minority business loan.

[X-tacles cock and point guns at Mao]

Those loans are for non-threatening educated women of color.

X1Xtacle #1

Yeah, like maybe she wants to go into real estate.

X2Xtacle #2

Or maybe open up a beauty salon.

Screw it, shoot him.

MMao

Hey. Hey, whoa. Can't we work something out here. [slips him a postcard]

More. More. More, like a whole box more. And the villabouts of the whereain Kelly.

X1Xtacle #1

Whereabouts of the villain killface.

Did I say the villabouts of the whereain Kelly?

X1Xtacle #1

Yeah

'Cause I've been doing that a lot lately. I wonder if it's a tumor.

X1Xtacle #1

I know a good cancer doctor.

[looking at fax machine]

Perhaps you could get something for it at the local pawnbrokery.

Sinn, that's bloody brilliant. Hocking this fax machine is sure to bring in the 12 billion I need to complete the Annihilatrix. You're really really really really really really really really smart! [Pause] And pretty.

[in the office to Stan]

Gimme some glitter on here!

You can't fax glitter.

Well, not with that attitude.

Not with any attitude!

Sir, don't you think it's kind of weird how the prize money for this thing is exactly the amount we need to finish the Annihilatrix?

No, I think it's weird that you question me every...time there's a...thing.

Sinn, meet Mr Watley. But don't get too friendly. I'm afraid he's one of our competitors.

Charmed

[the two stare deeply in each other's eyes]

[strains as a plopping sound is heard]

Did you just... lay a clutch of eggs?

Well, I gotta go. You should get those in some sand. [runs off embarassed]

That's... something you don't see every day... one hopes.

[Team Killface is huddles together, readying for their presentation]

All right, allright. Let's bring it in. Bring it in. On me. On me. Now look, I'm counting on all of you. There's no yesterday. There's no tomorrow. Forget ant farm keyboard. That's... forget that. I want you to go out there, and take this moment, and make it yours.

WWaiter

[after having sex with Grace] Wow. Thanks, lady. Wait 'til the guys at school hear about this.

Oh my God.

WWaiter

Do you like X-Box?

Sweetie, I'm tired.

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