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[to Bonnie, after the kiss on her doorstep] That was the Shirley Temple talking.

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[to the chief of police, after asking one question too many] You have nice eyes.

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[to Carol] I say even if we marry other people, we still get together every week just to do it.

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In the criminal justice system, Bonnie Hane's day is divided into two separate yet equally important parts: prosecuting offenders and having lunch.

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[to Ari and Barbara as they stand at the altar] You guys screw this marriage up, I'll have to hunt you down and kill you.

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Stuckeybowl, Stuckeyville. Don't tell me that's a coincidence!

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[after he and Phil tell Warren to ask Jessica to the prom] Oh my God, somebody mark down the date and the time. It's never happened before, but I do believe that I finally just agreed with Phil Stubbs.

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[asking Carol about her reign] I was wondering, how much power does the prom queen actually wield? Could you have like, say bombed Belgium?

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[to Mike regarding his relationship with Carol after the almost kiss] We're circling each other like Venezuelan flamingos engaged in a complex mating dance.

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[comparing himself and Mike with Dennis] Cool guys? Cool guys? No thank you, we'd much rather be a couple of dorks.

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[sitting on a horse ride at a playground] Look at me everybody! I'm a cowboy! Yee haw!

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[to Carol] You and I are just left with night after night of empty, physical pleasure.

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[on why he needs so much clothes] Pants and back up pants.

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Giving should never hurt. You should just give until it feels good.

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Boxes were made of steel back when I was a kid and everything cost a nickel.