[comparing himself and Mike with Dennis] Cool guys? Cool guys? No thank you, we'd much rather be a couple of dorks.
“Changes” · Season 2
In this episode: Ed Stevens (1), Dr. Mike Burton (1), Nancy Burton (1), Dr. Jerome (1)
GMGeorge McPherson
[on why he wants to change his name] Life's too short to be someone you don't want to be.
[watching as Ed`s "Hat Man" tries to pick up women in the bar] This is like watching a really cute puppy trying to have sex with a hooker.
While I pride myself in having a facile sense of humor, steeped in both satire and irony, I choose not to use it here.
[after Ed makes fun of his pants] Dockers kick ass, Ed.
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