[after he and Phil tell Warren to ask Jessica to the prom] Oh my God, somebody mark down the date and the time. It's never happened before, but I do believe that I finally just agreed with Phil Stubbs.
“Mixed Signals” · Season 1
In this episode: Ed Stevens (2), Warren Cheswick (1), Phil Stubbs (1), Kenny Sandusky (1)
[trying to convince Jessica to be his prom date] What if we just go as friends? Let's just go as friends. I'll buy you a dress!
A cocktail in one hand, a show girl in the other. The casino staff catering to my every whim. To this day, the name Phil Stubbs is still known in many of the finer gaming establishments.
[asking Carol about her reign] I was wondering, how much power does the prom queen actually wield? Could you have like, say bombed Belgium?
[on his trip to Caesar's buffet in Vegas] 128 shrimp, $2.99. Suddenly, the house didn't have such an advantage, if you know what I mean!
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