[to Ed, regarding his move to NYC] Hey Bosco, once I get situated in Gotham, would you mind if I give your ex-wife a call?
“Prom Night” · Season 1
In this episode: Warren Cheswick (3), Ed Stevens (1), Phil Stubbs (1)
[when the pimp questions his given age of 25] Pendleton men have always been a little boyish. It's both a blessing and a curse.
[to the escort Tonya, when he picks her up] Get out of my dreams and into my station wagon.
Look at me. I've got a thin tie. I'm wearing a thin tie to the prom! Woo hoo! I'm my own man.
[to Mike regarding his relationship with Carol after the almost kiss] We're circling each other like Venezuelan flamingos engaged in a complex mating dance.
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