“Ends and Means” quotes from Ed

Ed

Boxes were made of steel back when I was a kid and everything cost a nickel.

Mike

[giving Nancy advice on being a substitute teacher] Wear sturdy pants tomorrow. You're gonna need 'em.

Ed

If you think parading two goons in fifteen hundred dollar suits is enough to intimidate me, then you are being stunningly foolish.

[on what makes him miserable] For me, it's the insult of not being able to legally purchase a fine cigar.