[to the chief of police, after asking one question too many] You have nice eyes.
“The Music Box” · Season 1
In this episode: Dr. Mike Burton (2), Warren Cheswick (1), Ed Stevens (1)
[when running into Jessica and friends registering for the bowling leagues] Well, if I didn't just buy beachfront property in Coincidence City!
BBonnie
I changed my mind. That's what we women do.
[as he comes to the door, interrupting Ed and Bonnie] Ed, it's 11:40. We got 20 minutes to save Bobby Hull Hockey from the junkyard...wait, wait a minute. Is your hair mussed up?
Tonight, young Ed Stevens becomes a man!
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