Huey Duck quotes from DuckTales (2017)

Perhaps we'll discover a bold new species they'll name after me. "Deweybiggus Magnificus." No, no, no, wait. "The Great Blue Dewfin."

Launchpad

Mmmm…

Meh, more thinking it. How about "The Dewfish?"

Huey

There's already a Dewfish, commonly known as the freshwater catfish.

Ew, gross! No. Gotta fix that and give the name to something cooler.

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Donalds? I'd like you to meet our distinguished team.

Huey

[excited] Oooooh!

[holding a jar of bioluminescent shrimp] Team, meet Lil' Donalds One and Two. Boys, meet Charles, Sylvia, Cameron, Philippe, Fish Breath, Simone, Virgil, Beverly, Nicholas, Alistair, Benji, Dr. Krill, and of course, the ever-feisty Hans.

Huey

Uhhh...

That's the team?!

Mhmm. Their natural bioluminescence can light our way if need be. It guarantees we always have a light source as we go deeper.

Huey

See? Not weird. Brilliant and resourceful and-

He's singing to them.

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Huey

Am I right that this is the bathypelagic zone we're approaching?

Down here we call it the deep deep total absolute very very bottom zone. It's easier to remember.

Whoa. Like a mirror into your future.

Huey

Come on. I mean, sure, we're both clearly brilliant, but we're not that similar.

Okay, okay. You both have the "nerd out" gene, you're both obsessed with weird stuff, you both wear red caps that you never take off.

HFHuey & Fethry

[pull out their Junior Woodchuck Guidebooks; in unison] The Junior Woodchuck Guidebook states that a warm head breeds warm, healthy thoughts. [Huey trails off into an interrogation at the last part]

Ah, always good to see a fellow Chucker.

Huey

[nervously] I'm not that into the Junior Woodchucks. More of a part-time hobby.

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[after Mitzy saves Fethry, Huey, and Dewey]

Huey

She saved him! She saved all of us! She truly is-

The Dewnificent Krilldebeest. Write that down in your book. Did you get it? Did you hear what I said?

Huey

Uh, sure.

No, come on, write it. It's science now.

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Huey

Breathe, just breathe.

I've done nothing with my life! I'm a failure!

Awww, that never bothered you before.

Huey

Uncle Donald, you're very successful! You raised three boys and a rich in love. Isn't that the true measure of success?

DSDonald & Scrooge

No!

Huey, you gotta help me!

Huey

Help you? Well, I have been looking to earn my improve theater merit badge… How about you play the part of someone successful?

Lie? Perfect!

Nonsense. You do what you want, but I will not help you lie to impress that band of braggartios.

Huey

If you blow up our cover, Jose will probably get mad and you'll have to pay for this trip yourself.

Donald, we have to lie to your friends, ya hear?!

Huey

Just keep it small and simple. Sorry, everyone. Uncle Donald had a, um, very important business call.

From McDuck Enterprises, my company. I'm a billionaire.

Panchito

The same Donald, who searched our couch cushions for corn chips, now owns McDuck Enterprises?

Huey

Yes… and, he's taking over the family business so Scrooge can retire.

Geh?

'Cause he's so old. Very, very old.

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[Huey, Dewey, Webby are all sitting silently in the living room with Djinn]

Huey

So, um, Mr. Djinn, could I get you something while you wait? A Pep?

DDjinn

[gets up from the chair] I am in no mood for Pep. I seek only the Lamp of the First Genie. [opens a scroll, revealing a drawing of the lamp] A sacred relic of untold value that the last of my line has sworn to protect for all time. Today on the eve of the Ifrits Dawn, my quest must come to a triumphant conclusion… [gets into the kids' faces] or the consequences may be dire.

Huey

How about a Diet Pep?

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Where are my--? [gasps as she spots her sons with Webby; then smiles warmly]

Who's the cyborg?

Huey

Is that…?

It can't be.

Guys, I think that's your mom.

[Della sits on her knees with tears welling in her eyes]

Huey, Dewey, Louie, meet Della Duck.

[chuckles] I'm part robot! I knew it!

[He runs up to his mother and hugs her. As Della rubs her hands on her son's face, her tearful joy turns into confusion]

Wait. Huey, Dewey, and Louie? No, no, no. Their names were supposed to be Jet, Turbo, and Rebel.

I could've been Turbo?!

I told Donald. I wrote it down, in case no one could understand him.

I COULD'VE BEEN TURBO?!?!

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Huey

Uh, what's that?

I think it's supposed to be my romantic interest? But I'm too threatened by that concept so it never takes shape.

IRImaginary Romantic Interest

Dewey. Let's sing a "dew-ette!"

[screams and runs away] Here are my singing rivals! They are so self-absorbed. Here's a giant poster of me! This is in all my dreams. I'm like, cradled by a moon made of my own tears. Who knows what that's about?

Huey

[dumbfounded] I have some theories.

And this is my mascot, Dewey Dude!

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Come on, Dewey, none of us feel like dancing. Maybe we should move on to the next dream.

Huey

Yeah, I just failed a class on something called, "Dewology." [An F-minus appears above him]

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[The kids walk into the locker and out through the doggy door, entering Louie's dream, where he's lying on the sofa as a lazy cat]

Louie?

Mmm, yes?

Huey

This is your dream, to be even lazier?

I nap all day, I never have to worry about anything, I'm shamelessly pampered. [knocks down Pep soda cans Dream Beakley sets on the armrest with his paw] Meow. Everyone pat my head. [purring as Dewey, Webby and Violet all pet him]

Huey

[groans in annoyance] Good kitty. [Louie bites his hand] Ow!

Never mind, I don't want that anymore. [falls asleep]

Huey

You're asleep?! We're in a dream! How are you sleep-sleeping?!

I just am.

Hey, where's Lena?

Lena

[emerges from the doggy door in the form of a wolf] I'm don't think I'm doing this right.

Whoa!

Lena?!

[Cat Louie jumps on the sofa and hisses in fright]

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[The kids dive into the litter box, entering Huey's dream]

Who's dream is this anyway? It's just our room. It's so bor-- [screams in horrified shock at Huey's freakishly tall legs; dismayed] Why, Huey?! Why?! Why, Huey?! WHY?!

Huey

Whatever do you mean? Nothing strange here. Just a tall, distinguished, mature oldest sibling.

In what world does that description equal this?!

Huey

[snapping] I'm not good at imagination stuff, OKAY?!

Don't listen to him. Follow your lame dreams.

Huey

Would you kids like a jar of pickles from the topmost shelf?

No!

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[Lena and the others wake up, returning to reality]

Lena

I'm awake! I'm me again! We did it!

Violet

Wait, we should test to be certain that this isn't a dream.

Huey

That's right. We might still be dreaming. [lifts up the sleeping bag sheets; annoyed] Ugh. It's fine. Fine, we're awake. It's fine. Whatever.

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Let's go face the unknown together. So, any ideas on how to get back or…?

[off-screen] Ahoy there! [riding on Mitzi, with Gladstone in tow]

Huey

[gasps excitedly] Mitzi?

Cousin Gladstone?! Cousin Fethry?!

Della? Donald? Huey? Dewey? Green kid? Girl kid? Airplane? Palm tree? [Gladstone annoyingly shoves a watermelon in his mouth, getting him to stop talking] Mmm…

Gladstone

Hey, fam! Want some melon? [after commercial break] …Luckily, my blimp was blown clear of the invasion and out to sea. That's where Fethry and the lovely Mitzi found me. And just as I was getting peckish, we saw these melons floating in the ocean which led us here. Crazy, huh? This is delicious! You want some, Donaldo?

You guys need a lift?

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Would you knock it off with the song?!

Huey

Wait, that song. Is that the Tittertwill Bird of Knowledge?!

The whobada bird of what now?

Huey

The legendary mascot of the Woodchucks! Descended from the personal pet of Isabella Finch herself!

It wasn't distracting us. It was guiding us to Finch's treasure!

I cannae believe it. The last treasure of Isabella Finch!

It was under our noses this whole time!

SSrooge

It's more precious than I ever could've imagined.

The treasure is a book?! Boo!

It's Finch's Lost Adventure Journal! It contains all the adventures she had, advice she left for future generations.

She really did have the answer to everything.

Or almost everything...

Huey

The Missing Mysteries? This is a list of legends Finch never found! The Stone of What Was! The Lost Harp of Mervana! The Third Eye Diamond! This could help us find the greatest lost mysteries of all time!

Now that is an adventure. What do ya say, family?

HDHuey, Dewey, Louie, Webby & Della

Yeah!

My name is Dewey!

[The mosquito that's been bothering Donald throughout the entire episode is soon revealed to be a robot spy controlled by F.O.W.L.]

Gandra

The ducks found the journal.

Black Heron

Access to the most mysterious relics lost to time.

Bradford

Then the race is on.

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Huey

Mervana! A shining civilization, until its people disappeared... into the sea! Never to be found again. Until now! Solving the clues in Isabella Finch's journal, we'll finally able to find one of her legendary Missing Mysteries: The Lost Harp of Mervana!

[raising his hand] Doesn't Uncle Scrooge usually make the long winded treasure speeches?

Long winded?!

I like 'em.

We know. Ugh, we know.

This is Huey's quest. We're all here to support him. Well, go ahead lad.