Oh, here's two: leave now. Nothing can distract me--
[gasps and exclaims] Where did you get that thing?!
I haven't seen you since... I can't remember.
Manny, get this dangerous machine out of my lab!
HueyYou know my friend, B.O.Y.D.?
"B.O.Y.D.?" What idiot called it that? Its name is 2-B.O. And, yes, I know all about it. It is not your friend, it is not a boy. It is a failed experiment. I helped build 2-B.O years ago in Tokyolk, when I was just a lowly intern for the infamous Dr. Akita.
[Gyro, Huey, B.O.Y.D. and Fenton arrive in Tokyolk]
Remember, no one can know we're here. We have to remain discreet.
[A car pulls up and a crow named Inspector Tezuka steps out]
Oh, no. Hide 2-B.O. Ah, Inspector Tezuka. Konnichiwa. What are you doing in Tokyolk-- [Tezuka grabs hold of him] Ow!
TTezuka
Keeping it safe from evil robots. You got a lot of nerve showing your mech-loving mug around here.
We both know I was cleared of those crimes. Ow!
Huey
Crimes?
TTezuka
But your mentor, Dr. Akita, wasn't. So where are you hiding him?!
I haven't seen Akita since he disappeared.
Huey, step away from B.O.Y.D. You don't know what he's capable of.
Huey
Sure, I do. He just saved me with his rocket feet.
And that is the problem. His weapon systems are back online. We wait any longer and the city is doomed.
[Gyro, Fenton and Tezuka all start arguing]
Huey
[breaks up the argument] Stop trying to make B.O.Y.D. something he's not. He didn't glitch once while we were having fun. He was just being a kid.
Dr. Gearloose, please, I'm a definitely real boy. Why can't you see that?
[sighs] Because deep down, you're this. [hands B.O.Y.D. the tablet with a recorded video] This is 2-B.O.'s core memory. Dr. Akita and I invented 2-B.O. to be the city's prime defense robot, but during the test run, 2-B.O. lost control and attacked the city, until Tezuka finally took it down. 2-B.O. was the first invention I worked on that turned evil, and I have spent my whole life trying to live that down. 2-B.O., B.O.Y.D., whatever, is dangerous down to its core.
But, you said you could fix me, so I'd never malfunction again.
Yes. By shutting you down for good.
Huey
[grabs hold of Gyro's arm] B.O.Y.D., run! Get out of here!
No. Not again. Save Gizmoduck. I've got to destroy 2-B.O. for good.
Huey
You can't! This is not who B.O.Y.D. is! He's a--a definitely real boy!
It's just made to look that way! You saw its first memories! [holds up the tablet] At 2-B.O.'s core, it's a weapon!
Huey
Wait, there's more there. Hidden under all those old memories!
[Gyro speaks gibberish, Huey takes the tablet and plays another old memory]
All systems online. Welcome to the world, 2-B.O.
[turns to the reflection] Am I a real boy?
Hm. Definitely. [hugs B.O.Y.D.]
[Video memory changes to Akita and Young Gyro]
AAkita
No, he's not. This is a defense drone.
Isn't he more than that? Yes, he's dealing with some first-time jitters, but I think--
AAkita
No. Now, go prep the monitors for the field test. [turns and walk to B.O.Y.D.] 2-B.O., you are a rare breed. The ultimate weapon. Overwrite all of Gyro's "Real Boy" programming, and execute protocol World Breaker.
[shocked gasp] That was his core, until Akita overwrote my work. 2-B.O. never had a choice. You forced him to be a weapon!
AAkita
Oh, intern, 2-B.O. is, and will always be, a weapon for destruction. For power. For evil.
Not all my inventions are evil! Some are just WIDLY misunderstood!
[Dewey wakes up from his nap and Huey and Louie suspiciously notice that he's looking a little taller]
What are you guys staring at?
What? [looks down at his height] I must've... had a growth spurt!
Huey
That's crazy, you hatched after me.
Well, Hubert. Maybe my egg was laid first, ergo vis-a-vis, it is I who am big brother now.
Huey
That's not how biology works.
It is now, because big brother is in charge!
Lads, lasses, where are ya?
Huey
And we got the Blade!
Ahh, I knew you could foil those feculent F.O.W.L. agents!
SSteelbeek
Your Bazaar adventure is over. Get it? "Bazaar?" Ho-ho-ho, man! I gotta try stand up!
[closes his beak, shutting him up] Quiet! My patience is up. [walks over to the kids] Hand over the Sword pieces.
[to Huey] Come on, man! Duke it up again!
Huey
Fenton! I'm sorry to interrupt…whatever you were doing, but I was searching the docks and found a piece of Agent Dee's clothing embedded with nanites!
Huey
If we can reverse-engineer their signal, it could lead us right to her! Hey, what are you working on?
Oh, nothing. It's really not at all revolutionary or earth-shattering or even a little brilliant.
Huey
Did you create a virtual reality cloud space?! With thought-based environmental manipulation? Can I see it? Please, please, please?!
I'd love to. You can only access it through a VR helmet. The Gizmo helmet only responds to me. Ahh, if only I… [Manny comes in with a cart of VR helmets and foot-taps: "Here are those extra VR helmets you asked for."; sarcastically] Thank you, Manny. How convenient. No, Huey, stop! You don't understand!
[Huey puts on the VR headset and is teleported into the Gizmocloud]
Huey
Woah. Amazing! Incredible!
Huey
F.O.W.L.?! Ahh! [grabs and throws a beaker at her but she dissolves it, waving her hand]
[beams in] Gandra Dee? How did you get in here… a place we've never been in together… villain?
Ugh, you are such a bad liar.
Huey
He was lying? Wait, Fenton, are you... working for Gandra Dee?!
No, not working for, working with.
Huey
But she's a F.O.W.L. agent! Are you a F.O.W.L. agent?! WHAT IS HAPPENING?! [Gandra summons a weighted blanket, covering him] What's this?! Some evil F.O.W.L. trap?!
No, it's a weighted blanket. It helps with anxiety.
Huey
Well, it can't stop ME from being ANXIOUS! I... I... curses, I'm totally relaxed now.
[turns to Fenton] I can't believe you let someone in!
It was an accident. But, he's not gonna judge us. Huey, Gandra and I have been working on the Gizmocloud in secret. Together.
Huey
[sits up as the weighted blanket lifts off his body] But, she's an evil cyborg.
Yeah, this kid seems real judgement-free. [sighs deeply] My whole life, I've tried to push the boundaries of science. But that means people don't always get what you're doing. Super-science can be dangerous. It's why I ended up having to experiment on myself. And why the only people who would fund my work are villains who don't care how much destruction I cause.
But what if there was a lab where you could perform any experiment with no chance of anyone getting hurt?
Huey
No one gets hurt because it's all virtual.
If you have an idea, you can make a gizmo! We could share it for free. Bring super-science to the world.
Huey
No. [gazes at Gandra] You attacked us. You stole stuff for F.O.W.L.
I've been tipping Fenton off to stop me before I do. I'm using their resources to build this place. Once it's done, I can quit F.O.W.L. for good.
We're so close to finishing, but the lab keeps glitching.
Huey
Gyro?
Huey
Gandra? What's going on here?!
LLudwig
Bradford's Grand Plan.
Ludwig Von Drake? Impossible! You were ancient in the 60s. How are you not dead?
LLudwig
Well, between being captured and that Bradford forcing me to carry out his evil will, I was getting so busy, that I never got around to it.
Huey
Woah-woah-woah-woah-woah. What do you mean "evil will?" Bradford is just studying artifacts. It's what any Junior Woodchuck would do.
LLudwig
Ho-ho! Bradford wasn't just the first Woodchuck, he was the worst Woodchuck. He hated and couldn't stand adventuring with his granny-mama! He wants to get rid of it entirely altogether.
Bradford harnessed the Solego Circuit to create a dimensional void. It erases things from reality forever!
Huey
Do you know what this means? Bradford is collecting artifacts because he wants to rid the world of anything adventurous!
And he's not just getting rid of artifacts.
Huey
He's gonna erase my family! I GOTTA WARN EVERYONE! [runs off but bumps into Bradford]
Huey
Bradford, your contract is FLAWED!
What?! Impossible! I've worked on it for thirty years! Went over with the finest toothcombs!
According to this, Scrooge can be with his family as long as he doesn't adventure.
Huey
But family is the GREATEST ADVENTURE OF ALL!
That's... the stupidest thing I've ever heard. There's no way that-- [the Papyrus promptly disintegrates the contract] No NO! [he is drained of his power] I will not lose to Scrooge!
You didn't lose to me. You lost to my family. ALL of them!
[The McDuck family are joined by their allies, and Bradford crawls backwards in fear, only to find himself at the feet of Scrooge's other enemies]
Really? And you're supposed to be Scrooge's greatest villain?
He's not even wearin' a kilt!
Please, no! I'm not a villain!
No, you certainly are not.
[Magica turns Bradford into a non-anthropomorphic vulture and directs him to fly to her arm, and she and the villains depart]
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