Louie Duck quotes from DuckTales (2017)

Louie

Gotta get the dime, gotta get the dime! [runs downstairs to the Pep soda vending machine; a worker is emptying the dimes into a cart and goes into the elevator, wearing a pair of headphones and listening to music] No, no, no, no, no, no… [the elevator closes and reaches the 57th floor] 57? Oh, boy. [gets exhausted by climbing the stairs while panting, and is shown to have only reach the second floor] COME ON!

Louie

[as the three boys overlook Scrooge's money] Up next to the diving board is Dewey Duck, representing the proud country of Dew-donia. When asked if he was concerned about the possibility of injuring himself on the cold hard cash below, he simply replied, "Nurp!"

Louie

[who, as Beakley fights a hooded figure in the kitchen, enters to take soda from the fridge and leaves without noticing anything] Getting low on Cherry Pep, Mrs. B.

Louie

Oh, Bigfoot, you just poked the bear.

Louie

I…need…a…break!

Louie

[after Launchpad calls, after nearly getting crushed by a jenga tower, causing an emotional joyous reaction from Huey and Louie] It's nice to talk to friends on the phone. It's so much more personal than texting!

Donald

Stop helping me, and put on your life vests! What if the boat goes down while the babysitter's here?

Yes, Uncle Donald.

Donald

Where is that babysitter? [picks up his phone and calls the babysitter's number] Where are you?! What? I didn't give you a new address. [Huey and Louie smirk at each other] Well, what time can you get here?

[in the middle of nowhere] I… don't know.

Donald

[annoyed] Crazy old bird.

Donald

[annoyed when the boat's engine starts up] Where's Dewey?

Louie

Sleeping.

Huey

Who's Dewey?

Louie

[looks at him as Donald walks back to the boat] "Who's Dewey?"

Dewey

All right, boys, we'll get to Cape Suzette and back before anyone realizes we're gone. So long, Dorkburg! Hello... [notices Donald glaring at him] Uncle Donald? What... What's up?

Donald

[shoves the triplets into the back seat of the car] I can't leave you boys alone for one minute.

Dewey

You were supposed to get him out by 10:00, Hubert!

Huey

You were supposed to signal before you started the boat, Dewford!

Louie

We never get to do anything.

Donald

[sitting in the front seat and turns the rear view mirror on the triplets] Boys, if we want to keep our home afloat, [sighs deeply] we've all got to do things we don't want to do. [sets the coordinates on the car's GPS]

Destination: McDuck Manor.

Huey

McDuck Manor? As in Scrooge McDuck?

Dewey

The bajillionaire?!

Louie

You're finally gonna sell us.

Donald

I'm not gonna sell… [sighs] He owes me.

Dewey

We're gonna meet Scrooge McDuck?!

Louie

That guy's amazing!

Huey

What?!

Dewey

I heard he's so epic, he defeated a rock giant and carved a statue of himself out of its leg!

Huey

I heard he's so smart, he solved the mystery of the chupacabra. Turns out it was just a shaved bear!

Louie

I heard that he's so rich, he only hunts for treasure to swim in it!

Donald

All right, take it down a notch. It's only for a couple of hours.

Dewey

A couple of hours with the most exciting duck in the world!

Beakley

Talk to your nephews.

Scrooge

[grumbles and reads the newspaper, then lowers it when he sees his nephews staring excitedly at him; startled] So, do children still like... marbles or uh...

Huey

Are you really our uncle?

Dewey

How old are you?

Louie

What's your net worth?

Huey

What's the deal with you and Uncle Donald?

Louie

Ooh, is this fork real silver? Can I have it?

Huey

How come you never visit?

Louie

Oh, cause you're so old and moving is so hard?

Dewey

You owe us, like, a lot of birthday presents!

Louie

You used to be a big deal! Whatever happened to you?

Scrooge

[slams the newspaper on the table, losing his temper; shouting] BEAKLEY! [later, then throws them into an empty room] You are going to watch 'em. Watch 'em! Huey, Louie, the third one.

Webby

[after Louie lies on the phone to Donald about what they've been doing] Why didn't you tell him the truth?

Louie

You didn't tell your grandma we were going to a dangerous underwater city, did you?

Webby

I kinda sorta... didn't tell her anything?

Louie

Webby, that's irresponsible! She'll be worried sick! Call your grandma this instant, and tell her that you are spending the night at a friend's house, okay? Lying. It's the responsible thing to do.

Louie

Just call your grandma already! It's no big deal. [calls Beakley and gives Webby the phone] Remember, you're at a friend's house, okay? You got this.

Webby

[speed-talking] Hi, Granny, I'm spending the night at a friend's house, so nothing is wrong!

Louie

Oh, you don't got this.

Scrooge

Now Donald, don't-

Donald

Stop. I admit, I'm a little overprotective.

Louie

A little?

Donald

No matter what I do, these boys will get into trouble, so maybe you could teach them how to get out of trouble.

Huey

Uncle Donald?

Donald

It might be okay if the boys saw you every once in a while. [Huey, Dewey, and Louie cheer] Sometimes, like birthdays, or federal holidays, nothing too- [Donald's boat explodes in the distance]

Dewey

Ohhh, I may have left the engine running in the houseboat.

Scrooge

I may have a dozen or so spare bedrooms in the mansion.

Beakley

This may be Mr. McDuck's mansion, but it's my house. So... my house rules. Exhaustive. Comprehensive. Where are you going?

Donald

I got unmentionables to wash.

Beakley

Rule 58: If you need something, ask for permission first.

Donald

[to his nephews] Did you hear that, boys? Ask permission.

Beakley

Rule 23: No one is above the rules... Donald. If you had simply asked for assistance, we could've avoided what I'm referring to as the "Undergarment Incident."

Donald

I can take care of myself.

Beakley

That is not your decision to make. You live here, you answer to me.

Donald

I answer to NO ONE!

Louie

Wait, are they gonna kiss?

Eww!

Outside, now!

Louie

Oh, man, my phone's dead. Guess I gotta buy a new one.

Scrooge

Just charge it!

Louie

Eh, this one's three months old anyway. Who cares? We're rich! [throws his phone in the trash]

Scrooge

No, I'm rich! That's it, laddie. You are coming to the office to learn the value of a hard day's work. [grabs Louie by the hoodie and drags him out of the living room]

Scrooge

[catching Louie before he dives into the Money Bin] Are you out of your head?! You'll crack your skull open.

Louie

But you swim in money all the time.

Scrooge

Yes, but I worked hard to perfect that skill, building muscles and dexterity. If you want something, you work hard to get it.