Fethry Duck quotes from DuckTales (2017)

Fethry

[appearing upside down in front of Huey and Dewey, startling them] WARNING! [Huey and Dewey both scream] Never drink sea water! Tempting as it is, it'll just make you thirstier. [excitedly] Hooray, little Donalds! You are here!

Fethry

Donalds? I'd like you to meet our distinguished team.

Huey

[excited] Oooooh!

Fethry

[holding a jar of bioluminescent shrimp] Team, meet Lil' Donalds One and Two. Boys, meet Charles, Sylvia, Cameron, Philippe, Fish Breath, Simone, Virgil, Beverly, Nicholas, Alistair, Benji, Dr. Krill, and of course, the ever-feisty Hans.

Huey

Uhhh...

Dewey

That's the team?!

Fethry

Mhmm. Their natural bioluminescence can light our way if need be. It guarantees we always have a light source as we go deeper.

Huey

See? Not weird. Brilliant and resourceful and-

Dewey

He's singing to them.

Huey

Am I right that this is the bathypelagic zone we're approaching?

Fethry

Down here we call it the deep deep total absolute very very bottom zone. It's easier to remember.

Dewey

Whoa. Like a mirror into your future.

Huey

Come on. I mean, sure, we're both clearly brilliant, but we're not that similar.

Dewey

Okay, okay. You both have the "nerd out" gene, you're both obsessed with weird stuff, you both wear red caps that you never take off.

[pull out their Junior Woodchuck Guidebooks; in unison] The Junior Woodchuck Guidebook states that a warm head breeds warm, healthy thoughts. [Huey trails off into an interrogation at the last part]

Fethry

Ah, always good to see a fellow Chucker.

Huey

[nervously] I'm not that into the Junior Woodchucks. More of a part-time hobby.

Della

Let's go face the unknown together. So, any ideas on how to get back or…?

Fethry

[off-screen] Ahoy there! [riding on Mitzi, with Gladstone in tow]

Huey

[gasps excitedly] Mitzi?

Della

Cousin Gladstone?! Cousin Fethry?!

Fethry

Della? Donald? Huey? Dewey? Green kid? Girl kid? Airplane? Palm tree? [Gladstone annoyingly shoves a watermelon in his mouth, getting him to stop talking] Mmm…

Gladstone

Hey, fam! Want some melon? [after commercial break] …Luckily, my blimp was blown clear of the invasion and out to sea. That's where Fethry and the lovely Mitzi found me. And just as I was getting peckish, we saw these melons floating in the ocean which led us here. Crazy, huh? This is delicious! You want some, Donaldo?

Fethry

You guys need a lift?

Ah, looks like I win.

Della

Well, dag! Guess you hit the jackpot, too, Don.

Fethry

Donald, allow me to bequeath you a bon voyage gift. May it help you pick up tiny items on your journey.

Della

Journey?

Oh, he must be confused.

Donald

[covers Fethry's mouth; sweating nervously] Crazy Cousin Fethry.

Fethry

Oh, so you're not leaving with your lady love to sail the ocean blue? And it won't just be the two of you on the houseboat, far away from your family which I'm not supposed to tell Dell--

Della

Uh, what? You're leaving?